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Subject: Homework

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Tiffie
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Date Posted: 02:32:58 01/14/07 Sun

**A squirrel bangs his head against a desk as he picks his pencil up again. He looks at the lettering on the paper and sighs. Why did dibbuns have homework about MANNERS anyway? He sighs yet again, aware that the teacher wasn't staring at him and was out of the room.** Hey! Does anybeast wanna destroy our classroom? I do! **Takes a glob of jelly out and throws it on the teacher's desk.**

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**A squirrel maid with nutty brown fur and green eyes to the right of Tiffie takes out her peashooter filling it with flour she tilts back her head and blows as hard as she could and quickly puts down head, when she looks up the room is covered with white flour, She turns to Tiffie**How was that? (NT) Wimsel 05:34:40 01/14/07 Sun

Nice! **Tiffie's fur is covered with flour so he looks like an albino squirrel. The Squirrel ran up to the teacher's desk and took her glasses. He quickly snapped them in half.** How was that? (NT) Tiffie 15:37:29 01/14/07 Sun

*A Badger comes rushing in starts eating a piece of paper then spits it out and knocks a chair over* Im with you I hate school (NT) -- Letheals, 21:54:33 01/17/07 Wed

**Tiffie sees the chair fall over and grins.** NICE! My sis Sunset would love this! 'Tis very fun! **Tiffie jumps onto a desk and it collapses from his weight.** All hail dibbuns! (NT) Sunset 00:23:24 01/18/07 Thu

Sorry for the double post. I meant Tiffie for 'le author. Not, Sunset. (NT) -- Suns....Tiffie!, 00:24:33 01/18/07 Thu

**An otter leans back in her chair and casually blows spitballs at the teacher's desk. She walks over to the teachers desk, observes her handiwork, and grins** Haha, this is fun! (NT) Audreystream 22:35:20 01/18/07 Thu

*A small, shy ottermaid just sits under a desk, sucking a paw, watching the chaos consume the classroom.* Funny how the teacher isn't reacting, huh? *Taking a pencil from behind her ear, she writes "Loli Waz Here" underneath the desk. (NT) Loli of JJ 01:20:53 01/19/07 Fri

Isn't the teacher out of the room? (NT) Wimsel (Confused) 06:20:28 01/19/07 Fri

All the more reason to mess up the room! **The otter declares jovially. She scrawls a strange looking portrait of the teacher (a fat hedgehog) on the classroom blackboard** (NT) Audreystream (having fun) 22:34:26 01/19/07 Fri

*Bronzia takes out paintset and graffeties the walls after snapping her reading glasses in half so she can't do her homework.Her words are,school doesn't rule but being a rebel is cool,in basic black.She signs her name underneath*I don't have my glasses cuz I broke them so I can't do my homework plus I like getting credit for my work. (NT) Bronzia(daredevil) 01:22:31 01/20/07 Sat

*Loli looks up at the scrawl under the desk she just wrote. She turns to BRonzia, holding a paw out from under the desk.* Can I use your paint? Pencil just isn't going to work. (NT) Loli of JJ 04:47:54 01/20/07 Sat

**Intent on her "artwork" the otter gives the teacher large, goofy looking glasses. She then adds a silly hat with a ridiculously large feather sticking out of it** (NT) Audreystream of II (still having fun) 15:42:16 01/20/07 Sat

*Finging draw with HOMEWORK written on it he picks it up a chucks it a window hitting one of the other teachers taking a nap by an oak* No more homework (NT) -- Letheals, 18:07:04 01/20/07 Sat
*Finding a darw with HOMEWORK written on it he grabs it and hurrys over to a window then chucks it out hitting an unlucky mole on the head* Yay no more home work (NT) -- Letheals, 18:11:30 01/20/07 Sat
*Finding a darw with HOMEWORK written on it he grabs it and hurrys over to a window then chucks it out hitting an unlucky mole on the head* Yay no more homework (NT) -- Letheals ((Really getting stuck in)), 18:13:35 01/20/07 Sat
*Finding a darw with HOMEWORK written on it he grabs it and hurrys over to a window then chucks it out hitting an unlucky mole on the head* Yay no more home work (NT) -- Letheals (Really gettin stuck in), 18:15:14 01/20/07 Sat

Sorry my computer jerked up (NT) -- Letheals, 19:40:21 01/20/07 Sat

**An ottermaid looks up.** I'm getting really bored too! **Takes a piece of paper and scribbles: No more homework or we dibbuns will throw all the stuff out the window! **Shows it to everyone, and then folds it into a paper airplane and flies it onto the desk.** How was that? (NT) Atta 05:58:33 01/21/07 Sun

**Tiffie looks at the room exploding with chaos.** Yay everyone! We're doing great! **Tiffie locks the door to the classroom.** Ha! Now the teacher can't get in! **He goes to the board and scratches it up with his claws. Then, he climbs the curtains, ripping them to shreds.** Yep. We are the school terrors. (NT) Sunset 16:45:59 01/21/07 Sun

**Atta uses all her strength to pick up the teacher's desk and chucks it out the window. She also grabs the pieces of clean parchment and purposely stains each one. Then she writes: DOWN WITH HOMEWORK!!!!!!! on each sheet and tapes them to the wall.**How's that? (NT) Atta (gleeful) 23:58:39 01/21/07 Sun

*Loli watches the chaos thoughtfully for a moment, sucking on a paw. She rummages through her habit sleeves before coming up with some candied chestnuts. She licks each one and then flings them up onto the ceiling, still sucking one paw.* (NT) Loli of JJ (Getting the hang of misbehavin) 13:04:41 01/22/07 Mon

**Audreystream catches sight of Loli sticking candied chestnuts to the ceiling. She scampers over, trips on an upturned desk, gets up and seats herself next to her.** Hey, that looks like fun! Can I help? Please? (NT) Audreystream 22:30:34 01/22/07 Mon

*Loli smiles shyly and takes her paw out of her mouth.* Sure, here! *She takes a small bag of candied nuts out of her habit sleeve and sets it between her and Audrey.* I bet I c'n get more stuck than you! (NT) Loli 02:12:11 01/23/07 Tue

That looks fun too! **Atta fishes around in her pocket and finds a bag of blackberries. Licking each one, she throws them with perfect aim onto a target she has drawn on the wall. It forms the phrase: "worst teacher ever" ** How's that? (NT) Atta of Irresistible Imps (gleeful) 05:38:52 01/23/07 Tue

**Looks up at the ceiling and laughs at the letters** Haha, that's great! **She slurps on a candied chestnut, takes it out, and tosses it up at the ceiling. It makes a period for the phrase** (NT) Audreystream 22:44:03 01/23/07 Tue

Hahaha! **Atta takes a bun and puts glue on the bottom. Then she tosses it up. ** Hey, look, I've made it an exclamation mark! (NT) Atta 02:57:31 01/24/07 Wed

Perfect! **Chuckles at the thought of the teacher when she comes back to find her room vandalized. She grabs a straw and uses her artwork on the board for spitball target practice** (NT) Audreystream 22:29:43 01/24/07 Wed

**Tiffie takes thorns and puts them on the teacher's chair.** Ha! That way Ms. Crow will get a surprise when she sits down to paddle us! **He quickly runs to the door. As he unlocks it, he says:** Jump out the window! Get to the Strawberry Patch! Wait there! I'll be coming! **Tiffie unlocks the door and the sound of the teachers clinking shoes sounded up the hall.** (NT) Tiffie 00:27:25 01/25/07 Thu

*Loli stands up fast, shoving the bag of chestnuts into her sleeve.* Aw, it over aweady? No fun!* At the sound of the teacher's pawsteps, she toddles over to the window and ungracefully levers herself onto the ledge. Waving an urgent paw to the other Dibbuns, she whispers loudly.* C'mon, or we bees in twubble! *With that, the ottermaid trips on her tail and tumbles out the window.* (NT) Loli of JJ 01:03:26 01/25/07 Thu

**Atta throws a last rally of juice-covered slingstones at the door and shoots like a cannonball out the window.** (NT) Atta 01:35:17 01/25/07 Thu

**Tripping over the desk (again, and quite ungracefully), Audreystream gets up just as the teacher gets to the door. She hauls herself up on the window ledge and jumps through it to the hard ground below** (NT) Audreystream 22:17:09 01/25/07 Thu