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Subject: Re: To lighten the mood...


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CK
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Date Posted: Fri, Oct 03 2003, 16:09:03
In reply to: Rockhound 's message, "To lighten the mood..." on Tue, Sep 30 2003, 22:12:46

Bill and Bob are two treasure hunters out searching around
an old farm that once belonged to a very famous man. The place is so overgrown with brush and briars that Bob decides
to bring along his old polkstalk just in case they run across a den of snakes. While Bill is pushing his way through the brush,
he stumbles and falls hitting his head on a rock. Bob
rushes forward to check out the situation and looking down
at Bill's lifeless looking body very quickly decides to call 911 for help. When the 911 operator answers, Bob screams out in panic, "My friend has fallen down and hit his head and it looks real bad. I think he is dead. Please help me. I don't know what to do. I'm really scared." The 911 operator replies in a soft reassuring voice,"Take it easy Bob. This is not a time to panic. Get control of yourself and together we can deal with this situation. The first thing we need to do is make sure your friend is really dead." Bob replies,"OK", and then there is a pause at which time the 911 operator hears what sounds like a shot being fired followed by Bob breathlessly comming back on the phone
and saying "OK...what do I do next???"

Must be a moral in that somewhere..huh?
byefornow

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Re: To lighten the mood...RockhoundSun, Oct 05 2003, 20:32:53


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