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Subject: *Rudd grins.* I can't help it mate, I'm just naturally charming. I'll ignore those comments about rotting fruits, seeing as they were clearly made due to jealousy. You can't help being so hideous, and we should all accept that. If you feel the need from time to time to make fun of others in order to feel better about your horrid appearance, I can allow it. But there should be somethin you can do about the fat. I mean, it's not hard to keep fit an trim when you go on dirty great journeys all the time now is it? Just stop eating, it'll work out. *He pats Swift's shoulder and continues towards the town, which is getting closer and closer I might add.*

Author: Rudd

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 16:13:21 10/19/04 Tue In reply to: Swift 's message, "*Swift winks at Kit.* Oh, oh I see... Rudd rubs the back o' his 'eadpiece, an' you start rubbin' the back o' yores... OooOooOooh! Do I detect a bit o' a hint o' the ole love upon the air? *He goes into a dramatic pose and speaks like a cultured beast from the theatre.* Two starcrossed lovers, fated never to see eachother on account of their gross differences in height! One could only see his footpaws while the other only saw clouds and never her face! Woe and sorrow! A shame, for if they did see eachother's faces they'd run for their very lives, as they could both rot the finest, freshest autumn apples with their terrifying visages! Oh woe! Woe, curses, and sorrow!" on 12:12:29 10/19/04 Tue [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]