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Subject: *Rudd and his shrubbery, roots and all, enter the pub. Rudd making a rather large effort to stroll casually while dragging a hedge. They sit down at the bar and Rudd hollers at the barkeep.* Ahem! Monsieur! Je voudrais un jus d'orange s'il vous plait! Et... pour mon ami... un ver d'eau s'il vous plait. Merci, merci. *He turns and strikes up a conversation with the shrub once more.* Tu as chaud? J'ai tres chaud! *He takes off his jacket and places it nicely on top of the hedge.* Ho ho ho. Tu es beau mon ami! Fantastique! *The shrub falls over and knocks Rudd off his stool.* You cad! You slimey, french speaking cad! *He dives on the shrub, which apparently only speaks french, explaining the french earlier.*


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In reply to: Valenze 's message, "*Valenze seats himself across from a squirrel idly shuffling some cards.* Ah dinnae s'pose ye knah 'ow te use them cahds, deh ye, mah fren'?" on 20:41:31 11/03/04 Wed


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