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Date Posted: Fri, Jul 08, 03:09:21pm
Author: Slurp!!!
Subject: gimme me some noise people!!!!

*cue* stadium style rock

Slurp!!! wearing a headband and a bright yellow "Bruce Lee" style tracksuit runs down some auditorium stairs surrounded by a cheering throng of admirers...

He then does a leaping back flip onto a stage and runs towards a huge stack of flaming ice blocks...

CHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



They split in two


the crowd goes beserk!!!

Slurp!!! does a series of super cool wushu gymnastics off of the stage..

Then, a spotlight shines up to the rafters of the same auditorium.

We see Souphead is in a small glider, souphead is wearing the traditonal costume of his people.

He swoops towards the stage while juggling not one,

not two,

not three,

but FOUR chain saws!!!!

he lands on the perfectly on the stage..Slurp!!! cartwheels out and he and souphead exchange a "super soul brother" handshake!!!

the crowd goes beserk!!!

Just then, a group of Ninjas and Vikings run out from nowhere..

They engage Souphead and Slurp!!! in a elaborate "dance fight" this performance proves to the world how seriously "bad ass" souphead and slurp truly are..At the peak of the fight..Slurp and Souphead turn to the audience and if on cue everybody in the building yells..

IT's MANTHER TIME!!!!





oh yeah....


oh yeah...

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