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Date Posted: Sat, Jul 09, 10:27:18am
Author: souphead
Subject: monkey....M.I.A.!!

we took the alley way through Scarlette City, it was dark, dirty and the characters didn't wanna be seen, they spead out like rats as soon any kind of light hit them, and the light of the ol' caddy was too much. The alley was deserted in seconds...he wouldn't be here. We decided to check at the Monkeys Paw lounge. There was always a liberal pour of the monkey juice and the entertainment was first class. The best of jazz/funk/supersoul around. This would attract any world class canadian simian, but nope, it was as Slurpless as a teenagers Big Gulp 10 mintues after school.

We took a ride under the bridge. Everyone knows monkeys like to swing. Still, no sign....it was 12:30 in the afternoon...this was one gone fella. Rumored to have fists like baked hams and the underbelly of a kevlar vest. Would we catch a glimpse of him? whos knows....

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Replies:

He's cowering in fear... -- Mcckyb, Sat, Jul 09, 11:47:42am
- zombie alert! -- souphead, Sat, Jul 09, 11:58:29am
  - Shopping online! -- Mcckyb, Sat, Jul 09, 12:37:15pm
    - point and click -- souphead, Sat, Jul 09, 01:32:09pm
      - You may mock the couch technique... -- Mcckyb, Sat, Jul 09, 02:15:21pm
        ha! -- souphead, Sat, Jul 09, 03:17:56pm
        See past the charade, souphead! -- Mcckyb, Sat, Jul 09, 03:48:08pm
- Mcckyb and zombies... -- Slurp!!!, Sun, Jul 10, 11:59:24am
  - Re: Mcckyb and zombies... -- Mcckyb, Sun, Jul 10, 03:25:28pm
    - booo...... -- Slurp!!!!, Sun, Jul 10, 08:26:21pm
Don't worry...Here I is!!! -- Slurp!!!, Sat, Jul 09, 05:45:16pm
- wow! -- souphead, Sun, Jul 10, 01:08:34pm
  - make that "Mister" Slurpward Sissorhands (NT) -- Slurp!!!, Sun, Jul 10, 02:21:13pm

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