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Date Posted: Tue, Jun 14, 04:47:29pm
Author: Flex Hammer
Subject: Nice pants.
In reply to: Mcckyb 's message, "Hossin' Pants" on Tue, Jun 14, 02:57:26pm

Imagine the shame a stain on a pair of pants must bring to a hosser. You've just twirled the spaghetti around your fork, dipped the pasta in some extra sauce, and then plunged the fork into a meatball. You pick the fork up and bring it towards your mouth...closer, closer, when suddenly -- SPLASH! The meatball falls off, the spaghetti untwirls, and sauce goes all over your pants.

Hey, it happens to all of us, but as a hosser, I don't want people to know that I am incapable of putting food in my mouth. A clean pair of pants says to others that when I eat, my food goes where it belongs -- in my mouth.

So, if stainless pants can help hide that shame, I'm all for it.



Flex

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