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Date Posted: 04/29/03 2:57pm
Author: pat
Subject: Everybody Loves Raymond...
In reply to: Anita 's message, "a little o/t & partly not" on 04/29/03 2:10pm

It started at Amy's apartment. Debra was giving her a bridal shower. Debra was offering guests her "pizza bagels" when Marie came forward with some Italian appetizer. Debra was a bit miffed that Marie's food was upstaging her own. She tells Marie that SHE was giving the shower. Marie said she just wanted Amy to enjoy some good Italian appetizers. Marie made a couple of comments about there being a lull in the party, which Debra denied. Marie wanted to hand out the Bridal Bingo cards, but Debra didn't. Finally Debra lost it and said, "I don't need you." Of course the whole party stopped. Marie's feelings were hurt, and she played the martyr, announcing that she was leaving. After she was gone, Debra turned to Amy to give a toast: "Welcome to the family!... and good luck." -- or something like that -- then she downed two glasses of champagne.

Next she was getting in her car. She put the key in the ignition, then thought better of it and called Raymond on her cell. She got the answer machine and left a msg for him to come pick her up because she probably had too much to drink. Then she turned on the radio, cranked the seat back, and fell asleep.

After some time passed, a police officer knocked on her window asking what she was doing. She said she was just taking a little nap.

Then you see Ray asleep in bed. The phone rings. "Deb, the phone," he mumbles. Finally he answers it, and does a double take to the other side of the bed. "You're in jail?!"

Next you see Debra being put in jail. She tells the warden, "How can it be a DUI when there was no 'D'?" There are some tough looking broads in the holding cell with her. She sees the toilet out there in the open and starts to cry. Then Ray shows up. (I wish I could remember all the typically funny things he says.) Then Robert walks by and does HIS double take. Oh yeah -- Debra tells Ray that his mother can NOT know about this. He gets this funny look on his face.

(Have I hit the 15-min mark yet?)

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  • Re: Everybody loves Raymond -- Anita, 04/29/03 6:08pm
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