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Date Posted: 01:08:36 07/22/06 Sat
Author: Manuel Labor (Lumpy Dumpter)
Subject: Re: easiest way to make money ever.
In reply to: d. hockett 's message, "easiest way to make money ever." on 21:20:10 04/23/05 Sat

HAHAHAHA..what a MORON..this is the FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ, however, towards the end I felt sort of sad and tawdry and NUDE and ALONE, and as a lay about my flat nakkid, I thank back upon the words I had read, this is PERHAPS, the BEST THING I'vE EVER READ, and although I wanted someone to IMMEDIATELY come by, set my head on fire, and USE THIER OWN BODILY FLUIDS TO EXTINGUISH IT, I had to settle for watching (in Clockwork Orange style, only I tape my nose up, so I looked stub nosed and spoke with an incredible FLAMING LISP, etc. I did watch this AWESOME film, that is like this post below, etc. BUT..it's was called RECTUMA, or something like that, BUT in the GODZILLA vien, it was about this HUGE walking RECTUM, that besmirches, and gasses tokyo, sometimes SPRAYING OUT RANCID, greenyellow noxious gas and somewhat chunk piles of STEAMING fecal matter..it then, like, goes around tokyo and stuff and then, it and then iti like does this thing, and then...they FINALLY, as they've tried everything but with the methane build up from the BLOWN OUT, GREASY, steam and gas emitting RECTUM, it's FINALLY brought down by an ARMY of ass craving BOTIEE BOYZ, and then they shave each other's chest hair, and sort of do things in HOT, BOY BOY action, and then this dude stood up and although I had to agrtee with him and it's astrange and unguided rule to be gtuided by, he SCREAMED "ISHKABBLE" and then his head fell right off, and I feel to my knees, just started pounding on the earth, pounding my fists, BEATING THE DEAL BACK DOWN..DEEP...DEEP INTO THE DANG SPINNING THINg that we do live and exist upon with other sentimental beings with their sentient ways, and then some dude, LIT my head on fire and USED A seemingly NEVER ending stream of STEAMING, THICK, PUNGENT URINE TO PUT IT OUT, and being I WAS SO STOKED, I invited the ENTIRE Osmond family, incuding JIMMY to tap dance on my occipital lobe, and then MY MR. SHAFTY PUFT UP and SPRINGDED forth with a NEW PORPOISE and attidudal ajustment, until of course, I simply BLEW UP and complicated organs and even DISCUSSION or CHURCH groups COULD BE MADE to INSURE that this type of thing although atypical of someone WHO, jumped upon their school desk and became a spinning human FECAL sprinkerl, spraying and inundating his classmates with HORRID, RANCID matters form BOWELS and Bowling of course, but anyway, MANY, MANY people died that day at the hands of his ASS ANd it wasn't theirs to say, but they had FECAL inhalation problems and OH MY GOODNESS THE MOOD HAS EATEN MY BREASTS AS THE ACID IS REALLY KICKING RIGHT NOW..YOOOAAAAYYYYWOWOWOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAOOOOO - does anyone have an ARSEMINT for my BLOWN OUT POOPERTHINGGY???


>EASIEST WAY TO MAKE MONEY EVER!$!$!$!
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>Posted by PJ on October 08, 2003 at 18:00:58:
>In Reply to: Re: Do You need money?? MAKE LOTS OF
>MONEY NOW! posted by D. Hockett on April 23, 2005 at
>12:40:15:
>Make Big Money$$$ Fast & Easy!!!
>: : BIG MONEY! FAST & EASY! READING THIS WILL CHANGE
>YOUR LIFE!!! IT REALLY WORKS!
>: : YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN...THEY
>ARE SIMPLE AND MUST BE
>: : FOLLOWED EXACTLY!
>: : A little while back, I was browsing through a
>newsgroup, just like you are now
>: and came across an article similar to this that said
>you could make thousands of
>: dollars within weeks, with only an initial
>investment of $6.00! So I thought,
>: "Yeah, right, this must be a scam", but like most of
>us, I was curious, so I kept
>: reading.
>: : Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the
>6 names and address stated
>: in the article. You then place your own name and
>address in the bottom of the
>: list at #6, and post the article in at least 200
>newsgroup. (There are thousands)
>: That was it. So after thinking it over, and talking
>to a few people first, I
>: thought about trying it. I figured what have I got
>to lose except 6 stamps and
>: $6.00, right? Like most of us I was a little
>skeptical and a little worried about
>: the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out
>with the U.S. Post Office
>: (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is
>indeed legal!
>: : Let me tell you why! Many large corporations are
>happy to pay big bucks for
>: quality lists. And what you are doing is creating a
>service. AND THIS IS
>: ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! And by following the instruction
>given below, you will now
>: become a part of this Mail Order business. The
>business of developing Mailing
>: Lists.
>: : So I invested the measly $6.00.
>: : WELL GUESS WHAT!!?. Within 7 days, I started
>getting money in the mail! I was
>: shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money
>just kept coming in. In my
>: first week, I made about $25.00. By the end of my
>second week I had made a total
>: over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over
>$10,000.00 and it's still growing.
>: This is now my fourth week and I have made a total
>of just over $42,000.00 and
>: it's still coming in rapidly.
>: : Its Certainly worth the $6.00, and 6 stamps!!!
>I've spent more than that on the : lottery.
>: : This program remains successful because of the
>honesty and integrity of the
>: participants. So please continue its success by
>carefully adhering to these
>: instructions.
>: : Step 1) Make sure you save a copy of this article
>NOW, so you can get the
>: information off of it as you need it.
>: : STEP 2) Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write
>the following on each piece of
>: paper: #1 "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." #2
>Your Name and Address
>: : Step 3) Get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside
>EACH of the 6 pieces of paper
>: so the bill will not be seen through the envelope to
>prevent thievery. You now
>: should have six sealed envelopes each with a piece
>of paper stating the above
>: phrase, your name and addresss with a $1.00 bill
>enclosed in each envelope.
>: : Step 4) Mail the 6 envelopes to the following
>addresses::
>:#1) Justin Hutchings P.O. Box 242 Hawkinsville GA,
>31036
>:
>#2) A.J. Kaquatosh P.O. Box 577 Keshena, WI 54135
>:
>#3) T.G. Rich P.O. Box 10552 Colorado Springs, CO 80932
>:
>#4) T. Sepe 44 North Broadway Apt. 2GN White Plains,
>NY 10603
>:
>#5) Paul Helwagen 2946 Kendale Apt. 202 Toledo, OH
>43606
>:
>#6) D. Hockett 905 SE 136th Ave Apt. F7 Vancouver, WA
>98683
>: :
>STEP 5) Now take the #1 name off the list that you see
>above, move the other
>: names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc?.) and add
>YOUR Name and address as
>: number 6 on the list.
>: : STEP 6) Change anything you need to, but try to
>keep this article as close to
>: original as possible.
>: : Step 7) Post your amended article "with your name
>& address as #6" & "Your name
>: at the close of the letter" to at least 200
>newsgroups, message board. (I think
>: there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is
>200, but remember, the more you
>: post, the more money you make!
>: ---------DIRECTIONS----HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS,
>MESSAGE BOARD----------
>: : 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter
>to do your own posting. Simply
>: put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and
>drag your: Cursor to the
>: bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the
>edit menu. This will copy the
>: entire letter into the computer memory.
>: : 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your
>cursor at the top of the blank
>: page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will
>paste a copy of the letter
>: into notepad so that you can add your name to the
>list.
>: : 3) save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If
>you want to do your postings
>: in different sittings, you'll always have this file
>to go back to. : : Step 8) Use Netscape or Internet
>explorer and try searching for various
>: newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat
>sites, discussions.) Just log on
>: to any search engine like
>yahoo.com,google.com,altavista.com, excite.com then
>you
>: search with this subject ?millionaire message board?
>or ?money making message
>: board? or ?employment message board? or ?money
>making discussions? or ?money
>: making forum? or ?business message board? etc. You
>will find thousand & thousand
>: message board. Click one by one then you will find
>the option post a new message.
>: : Step 9) Visit these message boards and post this
>article as a new message by
>: highlighting the text of this letter and selecting
>paste from the edit menu. Fill
>: in the Subject, this will be the header that
>everyone sees as they scroll through
>: the list of postings in a particular group, click
>the post message button. You're
>: done with your first one!.
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