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Date Posted: 20:55:07 03/03/01 Sat
Author: enlightenedmulticulturalist
Author Host/IP: host-209-214-149-155.msy.bellsouth.net / 209.214.149.155
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Getting married soon

I am Jewish. My fiance is a Satanist. My other fiance is an Ancient Mayan who pracices human sacrifice. My MIL is a Wiccan and my FIL is a Scientologist.
I need to know how to combine elements of all these beautiful traditions into our ceremony.

PS... how much do you think I'll have to bribe the rabbi?

enlightenedmulticulturalist

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Replies:

I have the EXACT same family situation -- diversity, 20:55:50 03/03/01 Sat
- Hey, Maya!! I sacrifice my loved ones too!!! KEWL! (NT) -- kewl, 20:56:23 03/03/01 Sat
Unless your husband eats them first.. just remember YOUR KIDS ARE JEWISH!!! nt... (NT) -- yum, 20:56:52 03/03/01 Sat
- but are they kidniyot? (NT) -- euwgross!, 20:57:33 03/03/01 Sat