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Date Posted: 11:54:39 03/07/05 Mon
Author: Anonymous
Subject: Top Ten Things -- Pat Browne
In reply to: 's message, "Re: Top 10 Things More Substantive" on 17:29:30 03/05/05 Sat

I don't have all day to sit around and do this like all of these unemployed (or underemployed state worker) Browne supporters. But here is a quick one.

Ten Things More Sober than Pat Browne (and believe me, you would be here for the rest of your life listing everything):


10. Pat Browne was more sober during his first DUI than during his second (everybody likes to do better the 2nd time).
9. George W. Bush during his DUI.
8. Tracy Gold at the wheel.
7. Marion Barry after a long night with the crack pipe.
6. Jim Morrison in his drinking prime.
5. Any person in a bar at 2:30 a.m.
4. Billy Joel behind the wheel of his car.
3. Anybody you have ever met.
2. Rick James while blowing lines.
1. Rush Limbaugh during an oxycontin bender.



>>10. A stiff breeze
>>9. Packing Peanuts
>>8. Invisible Fencing
>>7. Nougat
>>6. Gillette Foamy Shaving Creme (Is it thick and
>>rich enough to stop this speeding rollercoaster car?
>>No.)
>>5. Sandwich wrap
>>4. The never say die attitude of the French fighting
>>man
>>3. Britney Spears power ballads
>>2. "Today on a very special episode of Saved by the
>>Bell"
>>1. Humididty
>>
>>Who'd be the loser in a Mann vs. Catherine Baker Knoll
>>Lt. Governor debate? The audience.
>
>Alright, though I disagree with everything you just
>said, I have to admit, it was pretty freakin funny.
>Now, in the name of bipaartisanship, wheres the one
>about Pat? Top 10 thinks more sober than Browne?

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