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Date Posted: 14:16:39 10/06/03 Mon
Author: madds
Author Host/IP: 208.25.51.203
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LOL! the other day i got this funny email and can't help but share it!it may have very slight adult content, but nothing offensive. my parents read it and they weren't angry, in fact they thought it was funny. anyway- if you find things easily offensive, you may not want to read this but i am not going to put it in a reply because i don't think thats nessescary. its really cute and it doesn't cuss at all... but kind of does in its own way... lol... anyways, off with worrying, on with the email.
Grandma
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and
saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just
come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a neat
thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put
in on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost
in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't
notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he
hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was
sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and
when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the
love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he
was for Jesus.
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window
and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in all the love.
There must have been a man from Florida back there cause
I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach....
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson
in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably
a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
window and gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying
this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
moment that they got out of their cars and started walking
towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning,
and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got thru the intersection
before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that
I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I
slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave
them all that Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I
drove away feeling all the love.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks as these today!
This is Grandma saying Love to you all and bye, bye for now!
<3<3<3,
madds
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