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Date Posted: 19:23:34 04/21/08 Mon
Author: Point to Point to Pussy
Subject: Re: Cum Drenched in Herman
In reply to: Help Me Wanda 's message, "Re: Cum Drenched in Herman" on 18:43:04 04/21/08 Mon

Come on guys. Can't we all just get along?

I remember back in 5th grade getting picked last for dodgeball. It was no fun then. And now you guys are complaning over a silly bike race that isn't very eco-friendly anyway.

I type this with the biggest lisp you can imagine. Did anyone notice that they did not have seperate trash receptacles near the finish line to seperate our garbage into?

And then the THF guys complain about Buddy calling in the DNF. Hello???? Does anyone know that Buddy only uses 1 square of toilet paper after he shits all over everyone?

I think THF deserves what it got. Just like when they build their huge mega strip malls. They always think they can get things their way.

Way to go Wanda. You go girl.

I want everyone to know that after the race, I went back to the feedzone and recycled all the left over water bottles and then patronized 7 local merchants in the Washington area.

Maybe you THF guys should have done the same.


>You are all a bunch of whiney little spoiled brats.
>
>If I wasn't a dike and 80 lbs overweight, I would've
>bitch slapped all of you on the first climb out or
>Hermann.
>
>
>
>>and the oscar goes to..............
>>>The only post of 2008, right?
>>>
>>>My family is giving me some cash to start a "pro"
>>team.
>>>
>>>There wil be enough money to have all cat 2's and 3's
>>>who never even placed top 3 in a race, a pro license
>>>as long as they suck me first.
>>>
>>>
>>>>Best post of 2008 so far.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>I'd like to sit here and tell you about what a
>>>Mickey
>>>>>>Mouse operations the officials ran yesterday, but
>I
>>>>>>have way too much cock in my mouth to do that.
>>>>(Thanks
>>>>>>to Justin M for the inspiration on that one).
>>>>>>Yesterday, at the Hermann Road Race Terry Bear,
>>>>>>Dickless Austin, Ivan the queer and I were all
>>>>royally
>>>>>>hosed and covered in semen by a very poor and
>>unjust
>>>>>>call by the officials. When I finally got
>>>>>>justification from the official for why we were
>>>Dairy
>>>>>>Queened she said that we were "busy sucking each
>>>>>>others cocks, and not sharing with any of the
>other
>>>>>>non-elite racers". Well the fives were totally
>>>>>>exploded and spermed out and on one decent when we
>>>>>>were doing 48 motherfucking mph a cat five did a
>>cat
>>>>>>five swerve right in front of us and rammed his
>>cock
>>>>>>so far up my ass I couldn't see straight. So then
>>>all
>>>>>>the fives were riding two abreast with like two
>>feet
>>>>>>in between them so the only line we could take was
>>>to
>>>>>>cum in from the rear. When we were passing them we
>>>>>>probably got close to the yellow line and maybe
>>even
>>>>>>rode on it a little and an official who was at
>>least
>>>>>>400 meters behind us said we were crossing they
>>>>yellow
>>>>>>line. You are allowed to do this in big time
>>races,
>>>>>>and since team THF is semi big time, I figured we
>>>>>>could do it here. After we got stopped we were
>>>>there
>>>>>>for almost 5 minutes before Justin came by
>>>slobbering
>>>>>>and drooling jizzm everywhere and at least a total
>>>of
>>>>>>eight more. We absolutely smashed that race since
>>we
>>>>>>are cycling gods in the midwest and the official
>>who
>>>>>>didn't even have the testicles to come up to us
>and
>>>>at
>>>>>>least warn us that she didn't like the way we were
>>>>>>passing just called up that faggot Buddy lied to
>>him
>>>>>>that we were drafting off the lead vehicle and
>>>taking
>>>>>>it in the ass constantly or something and he said
>>to
>>>>>>stop us. That woman is a lesbian and should not be
>>>>>>allowed to officiate anymore.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'm sorry to any cat fives out there, but we are
>>way
>>>>>>better then you, you will never attain our level
>of
>>>>>>ultra eliteness and according to this woman
>>official
>>>>>>we are supposed to go BETWEEN them, so now I don't
>>>>see
>>>>>>a cat swerving and us clipping them at high speed
>>>and
>>>>>>sending them to the dick or ground and then the
>>>>>>hospital or worse. If one of them did crash to
>the
>>>>>>ground, face first in front of me, I would be
>>forced
>>>>>>to get off my bike and mount him. So dyke official
>>>if
>>>>>>you don't like what we were doing, but we were
>>>within
>>>>>>the rules you should have come up to us and told
>us
>>>>>>especially for how far behind us you were before
>>>>>>ramming all of our assholes with your strap-on. To
>>>>top
>>>>>>it all off we didn't advance or attack or
>anything.
>>>>>
>>>>>Wtf?

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