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Date Posted: 15:29:45 05/05/08 Mon
Author: Billy Rubin
Subject: Re: I take shits bigger than Eric Bess
In reply to: The fonz, A.K.A. the real Eric Bess 's message, "Re: I take shits bigger than Eric Bess" on 13:07:43 04/30/08 Wed

It's a fucking 6 month old message.

Read the fucking message board. This is the story you are thinking of, up higher in this same thread.

Pay attention, dammit.

>Who cares!!! You STL Nutsacks think this is the World
>Champs or something.
>
>This is the St Louis sport class championships.
>
What the fuck, man?

Why you got to go around impersonating Eric Bess like that?
There's hardly even anyone left who knows who the fuck that catholic school girl lovin', gun totin', skinny assed, fat bellied, lazy eyed, tattooed mother fucker even is.

Let the poor boy's memory rest it peace.

Unless you want to talk about the time at the Tuesday Night Crit over at the race track where Steve Ballinger crashed someone out *again* (but not Pretty Boy Pritle this time, I think this was before that) and Eric rode up to him and started laying in to him. Steve was saying some sort of stupid shit about how he'd never been in a crash that was his fault. Can you believe that shit? Bill Crumb rode up and started talking some shit about leave his team-mate alone and get off the bike if you really want to settle it. Eric rode off into the infield, jumped off his bike and started yelling, 'Alright, come on. Let's go!' Crumb, the fucking blow-hard pussed out and rode off like the fucking vagina he is. Trying to turn his scrotum right side out since his nuts had just jumped 12" up into his abdomen whe Eric called his bluff.

Now, the funny thing is, if you ask Eric about it he'll make it sound like he was all calm, cool, and collected and just stepped off the bike and politely offed to take Crumb up on his offer to kick his ass, but let me tell you, Eric was hot. He was so fucking mad his face was all red and he was shaking. Hoo! Now that's good stuff.

So, just cut that shit out and if you don't know, you better ask somebody.

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