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Date Posted: 19:25:22 05/13/08 Tue
Author: I Need A Hummer
Subject: Re: Poll: What grade would you give St. Louis?
In reply to: Real Men Buy American 's message, "Poll: What grade would you give St. Louis?" on 07:48:41 05/13/08 Tue

I 2nd that motion.

No, I do not want a new SUV. I want one of you tight short wearing homo's to blow me, preferably in a bike lane somewhere on the 185 miles or whatever the number is these days of available bike paths in the Metro area.

Something gets me so hot to see a grown man 45 lbs overweight on a $8000 bike pedaling down Clayton at 13 mph.

Is there any testosterone left in one of those peleton's you guys ride in on the weekends.

Yeah, that is just what I want to do after a hard day or weeks work - swing my leg over a bike and go get hassled by soccer mom's in traffic. That really makes me feel manly.

What is it about you bikers anyway. Let me guess. You were all picked last in dodgeball for 5th grade gym class. So, you grew up a loner riding your bike by yourself around the neighborhood after school. Now that you are looking at the wrong side of 30 yrs. old, you decide that it is somehow cool to burn calories while pedlaing your fat asses off.

Let me clue you in to a few people I know that ride bikes. Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and Pee Wee Herman.

Am I getting through to you butt pirates? Find a sport where at least there is a chance that one or two chicks will take their tops off - try Gateway for the Craftsman Truck series or if you really need to stick to 2 wheels, get a MX bike. There always seems to be hot chicks at the motocross track.

Are you guys really that gay?

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