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Date Posted: 20:37:07 05/07/07 Mon
Author: shank pro
Subject: Re: FitPro
In reply to: Pro Super Pro Fit Tech 's message, "FitPro" on 16:25:38 05/06/07 Sun

holy fuckin shit that's good
so i guess there's some new shop up there?
damn. maybe they should say something about bikes in their name.

>Would you run over a guy on Forsyth riding his bike to
>work? FitPro.
>
>Do you need something to put on the factory rack of
>your Lexus LX? FitPro.
>
>Do you plan on never, ever riding a bike? FitPro.
>
>Do you want me to teach you how to retain sperm when
>you orgasm? FitPro.
>
>Do you need me to come to your house every Thursday
>and air the tires on the bike you never ride? FitPro.
>
>I once raced against Lance in a fake charity crit.
>FitPro.
>
>Lance. Lance. FitPro.
>
>How many watts did you produce on your one ride this
>year? FitPro.
>
>Spending your husband's alimony? FitPro.
>
>Tired of those fucking apes with dirt under their
>fingers smudging the $1,800 paint job on your Serotta
>when they change a flat for you for the 17th time?
>FitPro.
>
>When no other bike shop will put up with your arrogant
>shit, we will, at your beck and call. Abuse us. FitPro.

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