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Date Posted: 20:24:07 04/25/02 Thu
Author: Pooh
Subject: Thought you guys might enjoy this...I know my roomie and I did :)

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
>
> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
> according to lights and darks.
>
> Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your
> husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental
> note...Must do more sit-ups.
>
> Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
> loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
>
> Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
>
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your
> hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner, enhanced with natural
> avocado oil.
>
> Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. Wash your face with crushed
> apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until red.
>
> Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body
> wash.
>
> Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it has all
> come off.
>
> Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area, but decide
> to get it waxed instead.
>
> Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose
> the water pressure. Turn off shower.
>
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
> Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small
> country.
>
> Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
>
> Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit.
>
> Tweeze hairs.
>
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
> If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas,
> then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting
> dressed.
>
>
> HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
>
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
>
> Leave them in a pile.
>
> Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way,
> shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound.
>
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut
> to see if you have pecs. (No)
>
> Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your
> ass.
>
> Get in shower.
>
> Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one.
>
> Wash your face.
>
> Wash your armpits.
>
> Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it
> off.
>
> Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.
>
> Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding
> area.
>
> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
>
> Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner. Make a shampoo
> Mohawk.
>
> Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror
> again.
>
> Pee (in the shower).
>
> Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the
> floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole
> time.
>
> Partially dry off.
>
> Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener
> size again.
>
> Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. Leave
> bathroom fan and light on.
>
> Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
> your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the
> "woo-woo" sound again.
>
> Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

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