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Subject: WHY SINGAPOREAN GIRLS CAN'T WIN THE MISS UNIVERSE TITLE Author: Ayu Comel [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 03:25:31 09/17/05 Sat WHY SINGAPOREAN GIRLS CAN'T WIN THE MISS UNIVERSE TITLE One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary-level education was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the three finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore, were being asked three simple questions: MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA: Lamp Miss Malaysia: Light bulb Miss Singapore: LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you three more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lion Miss Malaysia: Leopard Miss Singapore: LABBIT Judge: No, no, no! MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L" Miss USA: Lexus Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce Judge: Oh my God! MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lemon Miss Malaysia: Lychee Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance. Judge: OK, the final question is: Name me a part of the human anatomy starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lung (applause) Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause) Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]