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Subject: SONGKOK..KAIN..MAKAN NASI..TOREH GETAH..(18sx)


Author:
Cik Tipah Gepo
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Date Posted: 23:24:54 02/14/04 Sat

story nih ader pengajarannyer...
pas bacer taula aper dier....


al-kisah...
bebudak biasek la kan..nak tau jek..
aderla sorang budak cilik ni ngan datuk dier dier kat kg...

satu ari dier tanyer atuk dier...
'tuk ari tuh adik dgr osdi ckp pasal pelir kat kawan dier...
aper tu pelir?'

datuk dier pun jwb...
'isk...ermm..pelir tu ermm..haa..pelir tu songkok..'

'ooo..ok'

ari lain plak...
'tuk ari tu mazdir ckp pasal b**** kat seng leng..aper tu b****?'

'loh...ermmm..b**** tu..ermm..aaa...kain..b**** tu kain'

'o..ok'


lain ari plak...
'tukkkk...ewan ckp kwn dier punyer abg punyer sedara dr england suker cinta dan parents dier lak suker berjubur...aper cinta ngan berjubur tu tuk?'

'ya rabbi..pasal tu pun nak citer..isk budak skarang..parah..
ermmm..cinta tu ermm...haa makan nasi ...ala sedara dier tu suker makan nasi kat england...berjubur plak...ermmm...
haa...toreh getah..parents dier bekas penoreh getah la tu kot...'

'ooo...camtu...ok'

pastu..satu petang tok penghulu datang umah .....
atuk dier gi pekan...
adik tinggal ngan abg kat umah...

tok:assalamualaikum...
adik:waalaikumusalam....jemput masuk tok....
tok:timaseh...erm..datuk kamu maner?
adik:atuk ke pekan...tok..tok tak panas ke..kalau panas bukak la pelir tok sangkut kat paku kat dinding tu...
tok:APER??!! isk kamu nih...sorang je ker? abang maner?
adik:abg tengah cinta kat dapur haa...tok dah cinta?
tok:HAAAA??!!! isk isk isk..kamu ni..akak kamu lak maner?
adik:akak ke sungai...cuci b****..banyak b**** dier kene basuh....
tok:YA RABBI....memain ke budak nih...saper ajar sumer ni haa?? mana mak ayah kamu?
adik:atuk yg cakap...mak ngan ayah dr subuh pegi berjubur kat ladang getah...
tok:(gedebok...pengsan tok penghulu dgr ayat terakhir tu)
adik:isk..tok kalau nak tido kan kat umah ader katil..apsal nak tido kat sini nih....




so tuan tuan dan puan puan sekalian..moralnyer di sini:
jgnla suker nipoo bebudak...
nanti burok namer saper?
dier dan keluage dier gak....
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