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Date Posted: 09:37:23 09/26/03 Fri
Author: Randy Orton with Cowboy Bob Orton
Subject: Returning the favor

Listen up John Cena, I heard your so called rap and all I have to ask is: Aren't you supposed to be a rapper? A child could come up with something as easy as that.

But I couldn't sit in the back and not reply so that's why I'm here. That's right John Cena, I wrote another billboard topping rap and it goes like this:

You brought up my mother, that you should not do.
Now I'm returning the favor and rapping more about you.

Yo homey you dress like a clown,
I guess I'll have to kick your ass Monday at Breakdown.

You say stupid phrases like "that is whack",
and in your free time you're known to smoke the crack.

I've taken out punks bigger than you before.
Once I hit the R.K.O. your down for 3 on the floor.

Before you hit it big with your raps I recommend,
that you do much better 'cause your no Eminem.

I've seen you before, Cena hasn't always been your name,
you're the guy who left the rap world as fast as you came.

Not everyone remembers, so I guess I'll be nice,
you're the guy who once called himself Vanilla Ice.

Both of you are denying that you're not the other,
so if you're not Vanilla Ice then you must be his brother.

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