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What happens when Muffins meet movies? Insanity, of course!
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Subject: so dead......
Author: chrissy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:50:50 01/11/04 Sun "Now wait just one sec-" Chrissy and Lauren had started moving towards Elezabeth with looks that could kill, until Chels dragged them back to the booth saying were leaving." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" The two love struck hirls cried as they zoomed away from their beloved Orlando. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: you're in my head, you're in my heart, you're in that song on the radio in my car
Author: fuf [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:27:03 01/10/04 Sat Will shoved her away. "You're scaring me." Elizabeth took his arm and lead him away, saying soothing things like, "I won't let those psychopathic teenagers hurt you." and "Americans always were a bit insane." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: oh yes... harrr harrr harrr
Author: chrissy of the walkthroughs [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:46:47 12/28/03 Sun Luckily Will jumped in before it got ugly. "Will you please just leave us alone?" he asked. Chrissy hugged him. "I love it when you wear your sexy hat..." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: never knew i could feel like this...like I've never seen the sky..before
Author: fuf [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:23:47 12/17/03 Wed Elizabeth cut in. "Will you two give it a rest??? Will and I are engaged, niether of you are getting him." The girls froze as if this had never occured to them before. They turned slowly in unison to give Maddi-patented evil glares to Elizabeth, who paled and shifted uncomfortably. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: lala
Author: chrissy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:37:02 12/13/03 Sat "NO!" Chrissy tackled lauren into the water and they continued to fight over poor will/orlando. "This is sad," Chels muttered from the side lines. "Yup." Maddi agreed, pulling out some popcorn to munch on as they conitnued to watch the ensuing battle between fuf and chrissy. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: no, he's MINE! accept it, chrissy...i need maddi's shirt...

Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 06:01:44 12/01/03 Mon

Lauren climbed into the boat and purposely shoved Chrissy back over the edge. "Whoopsie," she said cheerfully.

Chrissy glared at her. "Not funny, Lauren."

The rest of the Muffins gasped. "She called her by her given name!" Maddi said in shock. "What is this world coming to??"

Lauren smirked. "Will and Lauren sounds better than Chrissy and Will."

"Does not." Chrissy stuck her tongue out. Lauren thought for a minute.

"Ok. You can have Will."

"I can???" Chrissy hugged the Fuf happily.

"Sure." Lauren grinned evilly. "I'll just be taking Orlando himself then."

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Subject: o, he is SOO mine

Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 15:32:39 11/30/03 Sun

As the muffins scrambled around in the water, with Jack, Elizabeth, and Will staring over the edge of the boat, Mr. K rowed up in a small life boat.

"Hey, where'd you come from?" Maddi asked.

"Hey, where'd he come form?" Jack asked.

While Mr. K hauled the other muffins aboard the boat, Chrissy and Lauren had a swimming contest to the boat, all the while shouting things like, "He's mine!" "Mine!" "OW!" and "WILL I LOVE YOU!!!!"

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Subject: FINALLY!

Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 11:03:33 11/28/03 Fri

Lauren booted Chrissy out of the way and grinned charmingly up at Will. "I love you more," she stated happily. Will grinned nervously, backing away.

He bumped into Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann. Jack soon found himself running from Chels and Maddi and Lauren and Chrissy soon found themselves running from an angry Elizabeth, who was screaming, "He's mine!! Why does this keep happening to me????"

The Muffins were shoved overboard by a drunk Gibbs, who cheerfully announced, "I've done it! They won' be botherin' ye no more!"

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Subject: oo idea!

Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 20:01:35 11/27/03 Thu

Chrissy hopped all pf the sudden and pushed a button. "BOOOOOOORRRRING!" she shouted as the booth whirled about.

When the whirling stopped, she found herself staring into the face of Orlando Bloom, er, William Turner.

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT'S PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!" they all shouted in unison.

Chrissy ran up and hugged Bloom. "I luv you sooooooooooo much!" she cried.

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Subject: finally
Author: fuf [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 04:43:55 11/21/03 Fri (is there even a real point to this forum? No one but me ever goes on here...) Lauren looked somewhat annoyed. "After weeks of nobody contributing to this tale, all we get is a car commercial?? Kinda makes me wonder why we're even trying to tell this story..." She plopped down in the corner, clearly bored out of her mind. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: carz
Author: Chels [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:04:10 11/20/03 Thu And suddenly there they were. The cars wizzing by them [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: since no one's using this..

Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:05:32 11/12/03 Wed

My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Angel

My #2 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Willow

My #3 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Buffy

My #4 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Xander

My #5 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Dawn

My #6 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Oz

My #7 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Tara

My #8 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Anya

My #9 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Faith

My #10 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Dru

My #11 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Giles

My #12 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Cordelia

My #13 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Spike

My #14 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is Angelus

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Subject: frowns Where's everybody else?
Author: Lauren [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 03:59:38 10/22/03 Wed Lauren raised her hand. "Um, I don't much care where we go, I just don't want to end up in a car commercial or something..." "Zoom, zoom?" Chels added quietly. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: pook???
Author: chrissy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:11:49 10/21/03 Tue Maddi leaned on the table. "Your right..." she thought. "Let's take a vote. Who wants to go where?" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: o? sure...

Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 03:58:39 10/21/03 Tue

(Do you ever get the feeling that everything in existance reminds us of Hepp??)
Lauren sat with her hands against the back of the booth like a dog of some kind. Chels pulled her back.

"Now, Fuf, I know your favorite pastime is leaping on the back of couches and stalking people, er, staring out of windows, but try to contain yourself," she said wisely.

"Pook!" added Maddi from across the booth. "Hey, can we order any food? I'm starved!"

"Yeah, pizza sounds real good!" Chrissy chimed in, bouncing.

"The whole point of this adventure is to invade movies," Lauren told her irritably. "So far all we've done is movie-hop, like we're channel-surfing or something. C'mon, people! We need to pick a movie and stick with it for a while, ya know?"

"Yeah...," Chrissy replied slowly.

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Subject: oo flowers pretty

Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 11:43:33 10/20/03 Mon

(oo this is kinda funny. the little sub title at the top that says "What happens when Muffins meet movies? Insanity, of course!" it didn't load all the way and i just said "What" and it reminded me of Mr. Hepp. just interesting that's all!)

Chrissy began to sneeze. "Hey, I have allergies, and I don't see any medication around here, so I suggest we leave."

Chels and Maddi ran up and said, "Sorry, the kids said their out of Allegra."

"Lets go." Lauren said, pushing a new button.

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Subject: actually, u pressed the button, Chels...

Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 12:16:54 10/18/03 Sat

Lauren stopped the waterworks and frowned. "Hey, this is cheating. It's supposed to be a Movie Booth, not an advertisment booth..."

Chels was frolicking with the scary allergy people by now and Maddi was building herself a crown of flowers. Chrissy was talking to Tara, consoling her as best she could.

"Don't worry about Bond," she soothed. "He'll be fine. After all, he survives everything."

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Subject: bored

Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 10:40:31 10/18/03 Sat

The booth brought them into the middle of a grassy field. They all got out to try and figure out where they were. Where were they?!
"WHat movie is this?" Chrissy asked
"Fuf, you should know this, afterall you pressed the button!" said with a bit of panic in her voice.
"I...don't...know!" LAuren burst into tears
Suddenly some people started frollicing through the fields sniffing flowers and such.
Chels twitched, "Hey--this isn't a movie. It's an allergy medicine commercial..."

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Subject: Leaving Bond w/ the Shrink...

Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 03:57:51 10/15/03 Wed

Lauren looked over her shoulder as they zapped thru yet another portal. "We're just gonna leave him?"

"Yup," Maddi replied dully, gazing at the portal before them. "Pretty colors..."

Tara and Chels both looked like they wanted to leap back into the shrink's office. "NO! We can't leave Bond!!!!"

Chrissy grabbed them. "No. We're not going back."

"Aww...," Chels mumbled.

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Subject: i don't know this movie

Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 17:16:43 10/14/03 Tue

A phsyciatrist (sp?) walked into the room and looked around. "Who needs a session with me?" he asked.

Bond ran up and clutched the man's sleeve. "I do!" He cried. "I think I'm dreaming but i don't think I am and I've been with these kids way too long and I just wanted to chase bad guys until that girl broke into my car and now I have no clu-"

"OKOKOKOKOKOK!" The shrink shriked. "Now, SIT!"

"We should go..." CHels sighed, pushing another button.

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Subject: y doesnt chels ever come on???

Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:06:10 10/10/03 Fri

Lauren sighed. "What is this?" she demanded, looking around. A boy was shooting hoops from a decent distance away and scoring every time. She yelped.

"NOOO!!!" she cried, hitting the button that would zap them out of the scariness that was Hoosiers, an ancient basketball movie whose tape was completely deteriorated when Lauren had attempted to watch it.

Chrissy and Maddi eyed her suspiciously. "The Fuf has left her native sport," Chrissy whispered. "Something must be wrong..."

"I still don't get the point of a group of people chasing a ball up and down a court," Maddi mumbled.

On cue, Lauren stood up and cheered, "The game yesterday was really, really, really good!!! The defense! The speed! The one pivotal shot that didn't quite win the game but still merits much joy!!"

Chrissy grabbed the ranting Muffin and tied her down next to Chels. "I think she needs therapy...do we know of any movies about a shrink?"

Lauren jerked forward and the a button and they appeared in K-PAX, in the psychiatrist's office.

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Subject: new movie! new movie! new movie!

Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 17:37:46 10/09/03 Thu

"Woah." Bond, finally stepping from the booth, looked up at the dragon in awe.

Mr. K took him by the collar and pulled him back into the booth. "You REALLY don't wanna get mixed into what these kids do," he said assuringly, settling into his seat.

Meanwhile, Chrissy, Lauren, and Maddi were all trying to coax Chels away from the growing rage of the Sean/Dragon.

"I don't think he's given up his bad self yet, Chels!" Chrissy shouted, pulling her away from the dragon. "He might EAT YOU!"

Chels was oblivious. "Sean..." she kept muttering.

Once they had all managed to strap Chels into the booth, Maddi pushed a new button. "I don't like this movie," she concluded.

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Subject: hey, its about time!

Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:00:14 10/08/03 Wed

Chrissy beamed. "It's...it's...I do not know."

"Great..." Lauren kicked a stone and it flew through the air, hitting a man in the head and knocking him down.

"Arg!" Chels yelled suddenly. "You just knocked out the star of Dragonheart!"

"You killed Dennis Quaid?" Tara asked.

"I didn't kill anyone!" Lauren yelled, panicking as she tends to do when she does something incredably stupid.

"You're right," Maddi told her, patting the fallen actor's hand. "He's got a pulse. But he'll be out for a while."

Suddenly, a dragon swooped in, growling as it set down. "What have you done to Bowen?" he demanded in a Scottish accent.

Chelsea rushed over and hugged the dragon as well as she could, being that he was huge and she was only 5 foot something. "Sean!" she sang out. The dragon twitched.

"I know not of this Sean, or of you. Unhand me!"

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Subject: huh, where to now?
Author: chrissy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:42:45 10/07/03 Tue "NEW MOVIE!" Chrissy cut in, suddenly reaching over an pushing another button. The booth again whirled and plopped in another location. "I think im gonna be sick..." Mr Kopas grumbled. "What movie is this?" Tara asked, gazing at the surroundings. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: Is this from Indy?

Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 04:01:59 10/03/03 Fri

"Indiana Jones!" she squealed, hopping up and down.

"Chill," Lauren advised, raising up on her tiptoes to see over Maddi's head. "What's happening?"

There came a shriek and Tara muttered, "I think Elsa just met the rats."

"Ah..." Chels grinned. "Serves her right."

Lauren sighed. "I'm bored." She reached out and shoved everybody back into the booth and it took off.

A moment later, they landed in a school autotorium with a much younger Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. The other Muffs all stared at their surroundings in pure confusion and Lauren sighed.

"You guys really need to see the Bill and Ted movies." A thoughtful look crossed her face. "Actually, I should probably watch the first one again..."

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Subject: oo this is gonna be soo much fun!

Author:
Chrissy
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Date Posted: 17:22:19 10/02/03 Thu

"I'll check!" Chrissy volunteered. She ran over to one of the cars, hopped on as it drove by, opened the pasenger door and hopped in.

As the car passed by the muffins again, she rolled down the window and squealed "IT'S JAMES BOND, TARA!!! PIERCE BROSNAN IS DRIVING THE CAR IM SITTING AT HIGHLY DANGEROUS SPEEDS!!!!!"

They heard in the background over the hum of the cars, "For the last time, GET OUT OF MY CAR! You trying to get us both killed?" Then the car veered left and right as they heard Pierce shout, "Hey, give me back that pen! NO! Don't press that button!!! AHHH!!!" Pierce was ejected from his seat with Chrissy hanging widly form his arm. They both landed right onto the booth where the other muffins were sitting, along with Mr. Kopas.

"OO what does this button do?" Maddi inquired, pressing another button. The booth zoomed again and dropped into an empty cavern.

"Where is this?" Mr. Kopas inquired.

"Where in the world did you take me!?" JAmes shouted, unable to see as Chrissy climbed on top of him to get a better view of the new setting.

"I think I recognize this place..." Tara muttered to Chels.

"Yeah..." Chels whispered back.

The flickering light of a torch came from farther down the cavern, and Tara's face sudenly filled with glee.

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Subject: *raises eyebrows* Chels....

Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 03:58:20 10/01/03 Wed

Lauren looked hopelessly around, hoping to see Haku. But she was unable to find anyone she recognized, except for...

"Mr. Kopas!" Chelsea squealed. The algebra teacher sighed.

"This crazy story again?" he asked knowingly.

Chrissy shook her head. "Nope. This one's more up your alley. It's a movie mix-up...or it will be, if this stupid booth ever works properly." She kicked the red booth and fell into it, accidentally hitting a button as she went.

The other Muffins and Mr. K caught ahold of the booth as it zapped through a long portal...and they came out in the middle of a car chase.

"Whoa!" Tara screamed. "What movie are we in??"

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Subject: button button button

Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 17:22:35 09/30/03 Tue

(It's Ghidora, not Chidora! Read the label, watch the movies, find a website. They all say Ghidora!!!!)
They were in a great empty abiss for a moment, but then they were in a cloud city full of people walking around talking to themselves.
"Hey! That's the lady who always used to pick up leaves at the Morgue." Maddi pointed out. And it was. In fact all the people they saw were people they'd known or seen.
"But they're all...dead." Chrissy pointed out, being very astute.
Lauren twitched, "This doesn't make sense.....how is this from a movie?"
"Awww there aren't any buttons..."

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Subject: glad u like it...

Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 10:58:24 09/28/03 Sun

(cool, most of us are here...now wat're the odds of gettin Maddi on here?)
Lauren sighed and finally gave her seat up to Gigi. "I think we should do something," she announced. Suddenly, a large booth (like in a resteraunt) fell through the roof and landed in Chels' kitchen. The Muffins, overcome with curiousity, ran over to it.

"Oo, my parents are not going to like this," Chels sighed, sliding into the booth with the others. "My dad doesn't appreciate it much when large objects fly through the roof."

Tara picked up a menu and stared. "Um..what kind of movie genre would a cheeseburger be under?"

Maddi twitched. "Excuse me?" Tara offered her the menu. All different types of movie genres were listed, everything from Action, to Comedy, to Anime.

Chels jabbed her finger at one. "What does this button do?" Instantly, the booth was transported to...the spirit world!

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Subject: oo this is nifty

Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 08:56:45 09/28/03 Sun

(oo nifty!)

Throwing Maddi's KingChidora across a virtual city of Tokyo, Chrissy turned around and offered the controlls to Tara. "You wanna try?"

"No, your loosing," Tara pointed out.

Chrissy spun around. "Hey..." she whined as Chels' monster picked up a building and hit her MegaChidora in the head, sending Chels' score up.

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Subject: mewmewmew
Author: Chels [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:14:57 09/28/03 Sun (i dont know what to say.....) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: got it!

Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 06:02:25 09/28/03 Sun

(ok, ive finally got it, and don't i feel loved...ok, first official post of the newest in a long line of Muffin Tales:)

The Muffins were all crowded in Chelsea's living room. Lauren was curled up in Gigi's spot on the couch and every time the dog attempted to reclaim her rightful place, the Fuf growled at her.

Chels, Chrissy, and Maddi were duking it out on Godzilla, yelling threats to one another when one was thrown into the lava pit. Tara was doodling in the Muffin notebook.

"I'm bored," she announced, looking up.

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Subject: huh...
Author: fufu [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 05:53:57 09/28/03 Sun (this is harder than I thought...) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: hmmm,,,
Author: fufu [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 05:52:50 09/28/03 Sun (ok, here's the newest in our set of forums...I'll work out the bugs as quick as I can...) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]