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12. Int. Xander's Apartment
XANDER
Guh....
ANYA
Oh, great, now I've broken you....
XANDER
No, its just... I didnt realise you'd want to talk about that. *pause* I thought we weren't going to mention it.
ANYA
Oh right, because it was just such a small thing really, no big deal....
XANDER
I didn't mean it like that...
ANYA
Then how did you mean it?
XANDER
I just meant.... I thought that, after what happened, with... D'Hoffryn and... stuff, that we had a clean slate, you know? New leaf, and all those cliches.
ANYA
Sounds great in theory, I know, but... there's still a lot I need to know Xander. Like why you did it.
XANDER
I tried to tell you, once before, remember? But you got all stormy...
ANYA
I was angry? Can you blame me?
XANDER
Well, no, I guess not, its just.... why now? Why bring it up now?
ANYA
It's just something to talk about. Not like I wanted to come here anyway, just thought I'd try & fill the impending awkward silences...
XANDER
No, Anya, soccer teams are something to talk about. Britney & Justin is something to talk about. Reasons why I left you at the altar, is not "just something to talk about".
ANYA
Reasons? Plural?!
XANDER
Oh, god....
ANYA
Why won't you tell me? Do you think I can't handle it?
XANDER
Anya, its nothing to do with you... It was never about you.
ANYA
So you're saying I'm self-centered?
XANDER
Ok, now you're just confusing me.
ANYA
Do you think I'm self-centered? Is that why you didn't go through with it?
XANDER
No, and no! I didn't go through with it because... because... because you were right.
ANYA
Sorry?
Xander gets up off the sofa, and starts pacing.
XANDER
That time... when you called me an "insecure little boy". You were right. I'm just that.
ANYA
But.... with the construction, and the sexy suits...?
XANDER
Window dressing. I've always just been that scared, insecure boy playing "dress up". Only this time with men's clothing...
ANYA
Xander...
XANDER
No, let me finish. *pause* I wasn't ready for you, I wasn't ready for marriage. I mean, it sounded good, when I proposed, but... I was never ready. That level of commitment?
ANYA
And you think I was? Xander, I'd never been more insecure in my life than when I was human. For the second time. *pause* We could've been not-ready together.
XANDER
I couldn't put you through that. I saw what that did to my parents... I didn't want that to be us.
ANYA
Xander... I've met your parents. They're horrible. We're really nice! We would never be that mean. Well, except when I'm a demon. In which case, being mean's kinda my job description...
XANDER
You'd be amazed what 20 years of self-loathing and alcohol can do to a couple.
Xander sits back down. The two of them sit in stony silence for a few moments. Then Anya turns to Xander, and hugs him. He looks surprised.
XANDER
What's this for?
ANYA
To say thankyou. For being honest. Wasn't so hard, was it?
Xander smiles, and melts into the hug.
XANDER
I guess not.
Anya pulls away from him, and they smile somewhat-awkwardly at each other.
XANDER
So, you want something to drink?
ANYA
No, thanks.
Xander gets up, and walks over to the fridge.
ANYA
Xander? What do I do here?
XANDER
Excuse me?
ANYA
I mean, what's my purpose? Why am I still hanging around Sunnydale? I could go to Tibet, they say people always discover themselves there....
XANDER
Yeh, but its too cold. You'd have to buy an entire new wardrobe.
ANYA
Well, I can afford it...
XANDER
What?
ANYA
Nothing!
Xander comes back over with a can of 7UP.
XANDER
So, what were you saying?
ANYA
Do they even like me?
XANDER
Who?
ANYA
The superfriends. You guys.
XANDER
Oh. Well, uh.... Willow and Buffy were your bridesmaids.
ANYA
Yes, but more recently Buffy tried to decapitate me. That speaks volumes of her dislike.
XANDER
Um...
ANYA
So why am I still here?
13. Int. Faith's Cell
FINCH
You know, this is actually kinda fun.
Finch is standing, "admiring" Faith's cell. She's still sitting on her bed.
FINCH
Just you and me, cosy night in, away from the kids... Just the right time for you to end it all.
FAITH
Sorry?
FINCH
Oh come on, Faith, haven't you been listening to me? Everything I've been saying... You should know by now what I want.
FAITH
White picket fences and an SUV?
FINCH
Again with the funny... you know, you're a real firecracker. I'm gonna miss you.
FAITH
Miss me?
FINCH
Yeh, what with the being dead and all...
FAITH
I'm still breathing. So that makes one of us.
FINCH
You really are the slower one, aren't you? The witch cottoned on to this a whole lot quicker...
FAITH
Maybe if you didn't spend your time making useless threats and - what did you to Red?
FINCH
Sadly, nothing. But I'm hoping you won't disappoint me.
Faith stands up, cautiously.
FAITH
Disappoint you how?
FINCH
By killing yourself, silly! Why did you think I was here, for the snacks?
FAITH
You think I'm going to kill myself.
FINCH
Not think. Know.
Finch starts walking sinisterly towards Faith.
FINCH
You think you're special, Faith? Because you're The - sorry, A - Slayer? Well, you're not. Fact is, there are plenty of girls out there just like you. In the shadow of Buffy Summers. And sooner or later, they'll all be dead too. My boys are making sure of that as we speak.
FAITH
So what, you hired a team of assassins? Glad to see you're training paid off.
FINCH
No, no, no... You're not listening to me. I'm more than just Allan Finch... This is just a form. I'm more than anything you could possibly imagine.
FAITH
Big whoop.
FINCH
You know, I've had enough of your not-so-smart retorts. Time we finished this. I wanted to come here especially, you know that? So I could watch you die... slowly.... and at your own hands too. Thats what I call a good kill.
FAITH
And what makes you think I'd do it?
FINCH
Because you've got nothing to keep you here. No friends, no family, no purpose. Why are you still here?
FAITH
You're wrong. I have got something - redemption.
FINCH
You think you can ever make up for what you did back in Sunnydale? They don't even want you there. Otherwise they woulda come got you by now.
FAITH
Buffy knows I need to do this...
FINCH
And you don't think she's the least bit happy that you're out of her life?
FAITH
Probably. But she's earned the right to think that.
FINCH
Faith, stop stalling.... you know what I want, and you know that at least part of you wants to do it.
Finch looks over to the sink. A razor sits next to one of the taps. Faith glances over at it too. Finch looks back at her.
FINCH
Just two cuts, and it'll all be over.
14. Int. Xander's Apartment
ANYA
You got an answer for me?
XANDER
Anya, I can't answer that....
ANYA
Why not?
XANDER
Only you know why you're still here... Can't say I mind, though....
ANYA
But I mean, this big evil thats been goading us is taking its sweet time, its not like its going to arrive this second... you guys can cope without me, and ever since Willow took a spellbook to The Magic Box... I don't do anything. I'm not even your girlfriend anymore. I'm just Anya.
XANDER
And you think that's not enough? Ahn, you're special. We all are. And we need other special people, like yourself, to... OK, I really didn't think that one through... but my point still holds.
ANYA
What point? Kinda got lost in the translation...
XANDER
You're here because... here's where you belong. With us. OK, yes, its no secret that Buffy, Dawn and Willow aren't your greatest fans.... but they appreciate your help. And they know that things would be worse without you.
ANYA
Oh really.
XANDER
Yes, really. Anya, you don't know how much it means to me that you've stuck around, for whatever reason. Honestly, I can't... I don't know why you chose to stay in Sunnydale, but you did. So obviously, thats where you feel you belong. So just go with it. Be Anya.
ANYA
Easier said than done...
XANDER
Being yourself is the easiest thing in the world. Its being somebody who everybody thinks you should be that's the bitch.
ANYA
I know how that goes...
XANDER
I think we've both been there, Anya.
They sit in silence once again. After a while, Anya grabs her coat, and stands up.
ANYA
Thanks, Xander. It's been....
XANDER
Yeh.
Anya walks over to the door. Xander just sits, watching her.
ANYA
So, uh....
XANDER
Hey, what about that ghost?
ANYA
Sorry?
Xander gets up, and walks over to Anya.
XANDER
You said you had a ghost? And thats why you came here? Other than to pester me, of course...
ANYA
Oh, uh, yeh... Well, I don't think I'm that scared of it anymore. Something you said... Put things in perspective.
XANDER
*smiles* Glad I could help.
They look as if they're about to kiss, slowly leaning into each other. Suddenly, Anya pulls back sharply, causing Xander to step back a couple of steps.
ANYA
So, I should be going....
XANDER
Yes. Going. With the leaving.
ANYA
Night!
Anya slams the door behind her, and you can hear her footsteps on the carpet, virtually running away. Xander looks at the door for a second, then turns. He switches off the lights in the living area, then heads for the bedroom, pausing only to glance out the window at Anya, walking across the street. She looks back up at the apartment, and he meekly waves. She smiles, then continues walking on. Xander goes into his bedroom.
15. Int. Faith's Cell
Finch is still standing in Faith's cell - and he's laughing.
FINCH
OK, Ok, I can't keep this up any longer. It was fun, but, I have better things to do than stand her taunting a useless Slayer to her death. You're obviously not going to do it, why waste my time? The job will get done eventually. It's not like you'll have time to make a difference anyway. *pause* So, I should get going.
FAITH
I'm sorry, was I boring you?
FINCH
Not in the slightest. You've been much more fun than your Sunnydale cohorts. But, time is running short. Fact of the matter is, something out there is trying to end the world.
FAITH
Isn't there always?
FINCH
Yes, but this time its without my permission. This isn't my apocalypse, and I do not want the world to end before I get a chance to ruin it for everybody. *pause* I can already smell the fire...
FAITH
Should I be happy about that? I'm a little confused on the rules....
FINCH
Just shut your mouth, Slayer. Your time will come. And when it does, I promise you - I'll make it hurt.
Finch turns, and walks out of the cell, through the bars. Faith watches him go.
FAITH
Huh.
Just then, the ground begins to shake.
FAITH
Oh, crap.
Faith looks around for something to hold on to, but before she can a bucket slides across the floor, bashing into her ankle and knocking her off balance. As she falls to the ground, she hits her head on the corner of her bed. As her body hits the ground, we see Faith's now unconscious, with a sizeable cut on the side of her forehead, bleeding onto the floor.
*FADE OUT*
*FADE IN*
The mini-earthquake has stopped. Faith begins to stir, as she awakens from her short fugue state. She looks up, and around at her cell.
FAITH
Where'd he go?
She gets up, and walks towards the bars of her cell.
FAITH
Finch! Finch! Get your ass back in here!
MALE GUARD (OS)
Quiet down!!
Faith walks slowly backwards away from the bars, glancing around.
FAITH
Must just be... in my head. Can't have been real....
Faith contines to look warily around her cell, and as the camera pans up to darkness we see her go back to her bed.
MALE GUARD (OS)
Not yet, but soon, Faith...
The male guard from the beginning of the episode comes into view. He smiles, then morphs into Buffy. Its been The First all along.
FIRST!BUFFY
Soon it will be all too real...
16. Ext. London, England.
It's nighttime. We see a tall figure walking slowly towards a building. The figure stops. The camera pans slowly to reveal that the building is that of the Watcher's Council.
MALE VOICE
Let slip the Gods of war....
The camera swivels to reveal who the figure is. It's Caleb. He chuckles to himself.
CALEB
Gods of war indeed....
Caleb turns to several Bringers, standing behind him. They are all carrying small bags.
CALEB
Lets get to work, boys.
Just then, a man comes towards them from the direction of the Watchers HQ.
WATCHER
Excuse me, sir, but -
Before he can continue, Caleb reaches out and easily snaps the man's neck. As the watcher's body goes limp, Caleb laughs - then rips the head off the corpse. He holds the head up in front of his, blood dripping from the neck.
CALEB
You were saying?
Caleb throws the head to one side, where it lands at somebody's feet. We pan up to see that it's Buffy. She's smiling - it's clear that this is First!Buffy.
FIRST!BUFFY
Nice work. Very..... artistic.
CALEB
I thought so.
FIRST!BUFFY
Now, we should get started....
CALEB
After you.
As Caleb motions his bloodied hand to one side, First!Buffy walks in front of him - and morphs into the visage of the dead watcher.
FIRST!WATCHER
This is going to be interesting.
CALEB
I can hardly wait.
Caleb knocks on a side-door, the door the Watcher came out of. A man opens the door slightly, to see the First in the guise of the dead Watcher.
MAN
Oh, Steven, its just you...
FIRST!WATCHER
Yeh. Just me.
Caleb rips open the door, and plunges a knife into the heart of the man. As blood oozes from the wound, covering the man's shirt, The First morphs back into Buffy's form.
FIRST!BUFFY
Easy now, Caleb. Don't wanna go too far. Let's just do what we came for, and get out.
CALEB
But surely a little fun won't...
FIRST!BUFFY
*shaking head while smiling* Uh-uh-uh...
Caleb scowls, then rips the knife out of the dead man. He walks off into the dark building, followed by the Bringers. First!Buffy looks at the dead man next to the doorway, blood now spurting from the mortal wound. She smiles.
FIRST!BUFFY
I love this part.
*FADE TO BLACK*
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