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Date Posted: 19:37:58 01/10/04 Sat
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INT – SUMMERS KITCHEN – DAY
Buffy wonders into the room, grasping her head as she plods herself at the counter
JOYCE
(entering)
Buffy get up!…Oh you’re in here
BUFFY
Shouting. Bad.
JOYCE
Right, from all the fruit juice you drank at Willow’s last night?
BUFFY
Fruit is sin, ask Eve!
JOYCE
Eve’s not here right now, Buffy is and Buffy has thing’s to do
BUFFY
Things to do on my first day of freedom? What kind of slave land is this?
JOYCE
The kind of slave land where your very proud mother is giving you $400 to get a new wardrobe for college
Buffy looks up, wide eyed.
BUFFY
I knew it! I died at graduation and went to heaven.
JOYCE
Not quite.
(serious)
I am proud of you Buffy, all of you
BUFFY
Thanks
JOYCE
Mr. Giles called – he said ‘Do you want to keep Snyder’s shoe?’
Buffy gives a disturbed look of ‘eww’
JOYCE
I’ll tell him you’ll call back
BUFFY
You do that super Mom!
JOYCE
Very cute!
(leaving)
Oh, and the hospital called – now that the Mayor’s gone, you’re apparently Faith’s next of kin.
Buffy’s face drops
JOYCE
I still can’t get to grips with him being a snake!
BUFFY
See you were right to go away
JOYCE
I was gone a day and half to return and find you passed out on the front lawn
BUFFY
Wait til I start college!
(off look)
Then I’ll be a real wholesome church girl for Iowa is my calling!
Starring
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Nicholas Brendon
Alyson Hannigan
Charisma Carpenter
Seth Green
Anthony Stewart Head as Giles
Guest Starring
Kristine Sutherland, Eliza Dushku as Faith
EXT – MALL – DAY
Buffy walks slowly with Oz and Willow in tow
WILLOW
I’m thinking a new look
OZ
I like Willow’s look.
WILLOW
Nothing crazy! No, big changes are bad I’m not going to change my entire lifestyle by Christmas…I just, maybe new hair or…or new shoes! Shoes is good!
BUFFY
Always with the drastic changes Will
WILLOW
But tennis shoes, I…I’m little miss Tennis shoes and new shoe’s is big
OZ
If they’re not tennis shoes
WILLOW
Right, if they’re not tennis shoes
BUFFY
Relax! Just go with the movement – take it as it arrives
WILLOW
Aren’t we extra chipper and non-broody this morning? I take it we heard from Angel?
(beat)
Oh, or we didn’t and we’re putting up face in which case bad Willow for dragging up bad vibes
BUFFY
No to both – bad vibes are hidden behind my last dollar and phone calls are pending.
WILLOW
Ouch.
BUFFY
It’s cool, I guess I mean it’s just, it would be too much to hear him so soon
OZ
He’s also sleeping. It’s day.
BUFFY
See – maybe his phone is outdoors and he doesn’t want to go all crispy
WILLOW
I like your logic
BUFFY
Are you kidding? It’s child logic!
OZ
I’d say Harmony
Buffy darts Oz ‘the woman look’
OZ
Is not what logic it is. Very intelligent.
BUFFY
Don’t major in Drama!
OZ
Noted.
BUFFY
Has anybody seen Xander or Cordelia since…graduation?
OZ
Locked up.
BUFFY
Prison?
WILLOW
He want’s to have a “one last date” or five with her before she goes on to be and quote
(mock impression)
“The totally biggest new star in all of L.A!”
BUFFY
Miaow! Who’s had their milk today?
OZ
Not me.
Buffy looks at Oz for answering the blatantly rhetorical question.
OZ
Lactose Intolerant.
WILLOW
He’s feeling random today
OZ
Adjusting to extreme charred high school
BUFFY
Has anyone been up there?
WILLOW/OZ
Yes!
BUFFY
Morbid, Giles gave me the wiggiest call this morning about…
Willow proudly produces a small brown shoe from her bag
BUFFY
Eww!
WILLOW
My certificate got exploded! I just wanted a souvenir of high school.
OZ
I chose yearbook.
BUFFY
How normal of you?
OZ
It had snake blood on it.
BUFFY
O.K needing to not be heading to Burger King right now
OZ
Sorry
CUT TO.
INT – CORDELIAS ROOM – DAY
Cordelia is zipping up her suitcase as Xander looks at her pictures on her wall
CORDELIA
So I figure it can go two ways – I either play cheerleader #2 until I’m thirty when I spent four years as the T&A on some detective show or I’ll meet another bunch of you losers and spent a third of my life in a coma!
XANDER
Let’s hope it’s the T&A
CORDELIA
So what’s your master plan?
XANDER
Me? I’ll be the new Phillias Fogg
CORDELIA
You’re going to live in a balloon?
XANDER
I’m going to travel
CORDELIA
Ah
XANDER
I doubt I’ll get much past Oxnard but it’s a good prospect to have
CORDELIA
That it is! Has there been any word on miss stabs-a-lot?
XANDER
Last seen vegging out big style as the Sunnydale hospital
CORDELIA
I’ll miss her in a totally hope I never see her again kind of way
XANDER
I know the feeling, it’s weird you know because we were…
CORDELIA
You were not close!
XANDER
She broke me in
CORDELIA
Yeah and she’s been broken into more times than the Bronze!
XANDER
That’s what people used to say about you
CORDELIA
Yeah well it’s not true!
(quiet)
Not at all
XANDER
No way!
CORDELIA
Hey don’t be so shocked that I’m not an uber tramp
XANDER
Sorry I just figured, wow!
CORDELIA
I know, I just didn’t want to go with any old guy
XANDER
How about any young guy?
CORDELIA
You’re funny. Did anyone tell you how funny you are or were they busy not noticing you?
XANDER
Ouch!
CORDELIA
Sorry
Nothing is said as Cordelia continues to pack up another bag
CUT TO.
INT – HOSPITAL – NIGHT
Buffy is asleep at Faith’s bedside
FAITH
Wake up B you got months to rest, gotta get ready
BUFFY
Ready for what?
The background spins and they are in Buffy’s room again
FAITH
To start bargaining
BUFFY
Am I selling something?
FAITH
Only your soul
BUFFY
Riddle me this
FAITH
Riddle me that, you know the game you know the rules
BUFFY
You broke them all
FAITH
Guess that’s why it’s so mad at all of the girls
BUFFY
What girls?
FAITH
Hey B, I know nothing turned out right but, when it comes down to the last minutes – unlock me, I’ll be a light in the dark
BUFFY
I…huh?
Faith pulls the curtain aside
BUFFY
Why are you showing me this?
FAITH
Dawn will be here soon, you need to get ready
BUFFY
Ready for what?
FAITH
The light
Faith fades away and Buffy wakes up in the hospital, looking over to a peaceful looking Faith.
END OF PART ONE
EXT – GILES APARTMENT – DAY
Willow and Buffy are knocking at the door but there’s no answer
Buffy reaches on top of the door frame and pulls a key down
BUFFY
For a watcher he’s real bad with security
The pair walk in to the empty apartment
WILLOW
Giles?
Buffy sees the answer machine is flashing
(VOICE)OLIVIA
Rupert, it’s me! Just to let you know that I’ll be at the airport late as the flights delayed…
Buffy looks down to see a flight number on a sheet of paper
BUFFY
Does Giles have a sister?
WILLOW
Um…
BUFFY
Female cousin?
WILLOW
Err…
BUFFY
Close lesbian friend
WILLOW
Buffy I think we may have to face up that our little Rupert’s no longer a virgin
BUFFY
Oh god! Mom flashbacks!
WILLOW
What?
BUFFY
Nothing!
CUT TO.
Willow is sat in the Bronze as Dingoes play on stage, Xander slowly walks behind a running Cordelia.
WILLOW
Hey!
CORDELIA
Oh my god! You will never guess what?!
WILLOW
Is…
CORDELIA
Shh! Okay Molly Weinberger, the ultimate in B-List teen movie directors is using Sun theatre and the Bronze for her new movie “The Cheerleader Ate My Tutor” and guess who’s playing Cheerleader Zombie #3!?
WILLOW
Xander
CORDELIA
Me!
WILLOW
No way!
XANDER
It’s sad but true
CORDELIA
Whatever, I am going to rule that line I have
WILLOW
You getting paid?
CORDELIA
Only $65 a day but it’s a start!
WILLOW
Well congratulations
OZ
(Walking over)
What are we congratulating?
XANDER
The Cheerleader ate my tutor
OZ
From the people that bought you the snake ate my principal?
CORDELIA
Funny guy! Grown lately?
OZ
Half an inch in hair height
(pause)
Yeah I know about the movie, Dingoes are playing the band in blood bath frat party and Devon’s playing Eric the dead guy
CORDELIA
Devon got a name?
OZ
Eric the dead guy
CORDELIA
That is so unfair!
BUFFY
(Joining them)
What’s unfair?
WILLOW
Devon’s a dead guy and Cordelia’s a zombie cheerleader
BUFFY
Do I get to slay things?
CORDELIA
Stay away from my movie!
BUFFY
It’s a movie?
Cordelia walks off to the bar
XANDER
So any word on Faith the face kicker?
BUFFY
Not kicking face, muchos with the heavy eye lids
WILLOW
Tramp
(off looks)
Sorry
BUFFY
You have every reason to hate her, we all do it’s just – I feel sorry for her you know?
XANDER
Not really joining you there Buffy
BUFFY
She’s messed up
XANDER
That doesn’t excuse what she did
BUFFY
I know
OZ
But it doesn’t mean she’s evil. She’s a person.
BUFFY
See.
WILLOW
Still sticking with my tramp theory
CUT TO.
EXT – UCSD – NIGHT
WALSH
Careful with that Finn!
Riley is carrying a mass pile of “books” with him as Buffy, Cordelia and Xander pass him
CORDELIA
Check out the muffin
XANDER
There’s muffin?
CORDELIA
As in stud!
BUFFY
You think? He looks like a mamas boy – so not my type!
The carry on as Buffy comes to the entrance of the woods
BUFFY
This is my stop
XANDER
Sure you don’t need help?
CORDELIA
You’re helping me
BUFFY
Go watch Cordelia get undressed I can patrol alone
XANDER
Thank you best friend who I shall worship forever and if need be, naked
BUFFY
Go!
Buffy continues into the woods as she hears a snapping behind her
BUFFY
Hello?
BUFFY
Yeah Buffy, ask hello, that’ll make them be your best friend and leave you alone for the night!
WILLOW
Hey!
Buffy raises her stake at Willow
WILLOW
Whoa!
BUFFY
I hate you!
WILLOW
You love me!
BUFFY
I do but I hate you
WILLOW
It’s cute
BUFFY
That only works with Oz, what are you doing here?
WILLOW
Oz has gone to see some band rehearse
BUFFY
The one with the foot fungus singer?
WILLOW
I know what kind of a name is Veruca anyway?
BUFFY
So, Will, college – four months away
WILLOW
I know!
BUFFY
You’ve already got stationary don’t you?
WILLOW
Snoopy! I couldn’t wait
BUFFY
It’s sad but cool that you’re so into it
WILLOW
I’m the coolest uncool person you’ll ever meet
BUFFY
I like that! So uncool that it’s cool
WILLOW
That’s not what I said
BUFFY
I know, but it’s what you meant
Buffy carries on walking, Willow stands still, offended
WILLOW
No it isn’t!
CUT TO.
INT – SUN THEATRE – NIGHT
CORDELIA
This is way not as fun as I figured!
Xander looks up from his popcorn and knocks it everywhere!
XANDER
Whoa!
CORDELIA
I look like one of Buffy’s slumber party guests!
XANDER
It’s not the prettiest
(off look)
But, not the ugliest!
CORDELIA
This sucks! I wish that…
XANDER
Whoa! Remember how good your last wish went?
CORDELIA
Fine, I hope that it’s all a lot more glamorous in the real game! No stupid prosphetic lumps and pretending to like the lead just because she can get you places
Stacey Dash (Clueless) walks past in a cheerleaders outfit
CORDELIA
Stacey! Hey! Congratulations on this movie, top credit!
STACEY
Do I know you?
CORDELIA
I’m Cordelia Chase! I play Che…Cheryl! She’s one of the cheerleaders, got lines and everything!
STACEY
Good for you
(looks at Xander)
Is this your boyfriend?
CORDELIA
Ha Ha! How has been are we talking here?
XANDER
Sitting right here
STACEY
I have to go back to the set. Have fun Charisma
CORDELIA
It’s Cordelia
STACEY
That’s nice
Stacey walks away
CORDELIA
Bitch!
XANDER
Isn’t she like thirty five? How long is she going to be stuck in High School?
CORDELIA
My god if she’s the lead this is going straight to cable!
XANDER
Did the title not give that away?
CORDELIA
Argh!
Cordelia storms off as the Producer comes over
PRODUCER
Who’s that girl?
XANDER
Are you Aaron Spelling?
PRODUCER
I need to know who that girl is now! She must appear as the lead…
He follows Cordelia
XANDER
Huh?
END OF PART TWO
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