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Date Posted: 10:23:40 10/29/99 Fri
Subject: thoughts and quotes for VOBC
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and
an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or
some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That
will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol
than alcohol has taken out of me.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I
bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a
fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer;
they just like to pee alot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
with his fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
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