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Date Posted: 14:13:26 06/21/05 Tue
Author: Vinny
Subject: Re: Scrotalitarianism
In reply to: Dave 's message, "Scrotalitarianism" on 13:14:30 06/21/05 Tue

one time this guy dave wrote something to me....it compelled me to become the best person ever...

heres what he wrote: i hope you all enjoy!

"This morning, I was walking to my car to go to work and my neighbor came running out in a Kimono. I thought nothing of it because I hate Asians, but I started become alarmed because as I was pulling away, I ran her over. I was running late so I didn't bother to stop to see if she was ok. Next thing I know, I'm eating cotton candy and listening to Neil Diamond. I quickly took out my scrotum and tried to jam it into my air conditioning slot but it wouldn't fit. It was at that moment that I realized, I am a supporter of Scrotalitarianism!
So I finished the cotton candy and went to the zoo because I forgot that I don't work at the zoo. I figured, while I was there I might as well try to get a horse to play tennis. After 3 hours of trying to teach this horse how to serve the ball, I realized that I was having sex with a 74 year old cat. The cat has been dead for 68 years so it kept falling apart on my dick, I was so pissed. The horse got really frustrated and threw his racket at me. I had to sit him down and give him a lesson on sportsmanship. There is no reason why a horse who is an amazing tennis player should be penalized in tournaments because he has a bad temper. The horse understood and started crying. he was upset because his father never comes to watch him play tennis. I explained to the horse that I just taught him tennis and that he has never played before. This made him even more upset and he started hysterically crying and shat all over the court. I decided it was time to leave so I went to this pear farm that is by my office. I picked 5 pears and ate them. Then I stood in my office and made myself puke all over everyone yelling "PEARPUKER PEARPUKER". My employees were dumbfounded by this so I killed them. I then called a bunch of my friends and invited them to a fondue party and killed all of them.

the end!"

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