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Date Posted: 10:52:27 07/20/05 Wed
Author: Dave
Subject: PANDA WATCH!

yo this morning I went to the linen store to try to buy some gear to go camping with. Man, that place didn't have shit for camping. the lady kept telling me "this is a linen store, we don't sell camping gear". I wasn't hearing that shit. I slashed her tires. If she doesn't like camping that's fine, but to be so prejudice as to not sell me camping gear, she had it coming. I knew she had some cantines and tents and stuff hiden somewhere. She just wanted to watch me look for it like I'm her own personal game of Super Mario or something. So anyway, after I slashed her tires she got all pissed so I invited her camping and she said yes. So I go to pick her up for the trip and she's got all this sweet camping stuff, I'm like "I knew you sold camping shit you f-ing hag!" I punched her and broke her hip. She really shouldn't have hid that camping stuff from me in the store to begin with.

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