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Date Posted: 02:12:30 07/26/01 Thu
Author: Raistlin
Author Host/IP: proxy1-external.grapid1.mi.home.com / 24.4.252.138
Subject: AIM conversation between karn and me

This place needs some lightening up, so here you go.

SomeGuy52: fight club is good
SomeGuy52: take that, fight club hater
sixxfivefive321: i love fight club!
SomeGuy52: yesterday, you were saying "fight club is the worst movie in the history of the world"
sixxfivefive321: no i wasnt!
SomeGuy52: uh huh!
sixxfivefive321: nuh uh!
SomeGuy52: uh huh!
sixxfivefive321: i was not!
SomeGuy52: that's EXACTLY what you said. I tried telling you it was a good movie, but you said "NO! It's the worst movie ever! It makes Jurassic Park 3 look like the highest pinnacle of artistic achievement in all human history!"
sixxfivefive321: no sir!
sixxfivefive321: i was telling about how me and my supervisor wanted to start our own fight club!
SomeGuy52: you're thinking of someone else that told me that. It wasn't you.
sixxfivefive321: it WAS me!
sixxfivefive321: then you asked with one of us would be blowing up buildings, and i said me!
SomeGuy52: no, I'm quite sure you're thinking of someone else I had the conversation with
sixxfivefive321: how would i know the specifics of a convorsation you had with someone else?!
SomeGuy52: I told you all about them
sixxfivefive321: but WHY?!
SomeGuy52: because you like that sort of thing
sixxfivefive321: oh no i dont!
SomeGuy52: yes you do!
SomeGuy52: you said "quote, word for word, all the conversations you're having right now!"
SomeGuy52: so I did
SomeGuy52: now you think you're someone else
SomeGuy52: I TOLD you this would happen
sixxfivefive321: but i never said that!
SomeGuy52: yes you did!
sixxfivefive321: PROVE it!
SomeGuy52: I refuse!
sixxfivefive321: bah! thats cuz i never said it!
SomeGuy52: you said it, all right!
SomeGuy52: I can even prove it!
sixxfivefive321: do it then!
SomeGuy52: I refuse!
sixxfivefive321: if you can prove it, do it!
SomeGuy52: why would I do such a thing?
sixxfivefive321: because!
SomeGuy52: NO! I refuse to indulge you!
SomeGuy52: all you'll do is bend and twist my proof out of shape to make it look like I'M the crazy one
sixxfivefive321: i wont! now give me the proof!
SomeGuy52: sixxfivefive321: fight club is a terrible movie!
SomeGuy52: SomeGuy52: No it isn't!
SomeGuy52: there you go
SomeGuy52: it's all right there
sixxfivefive321: thats fabricated!
SomeGuy52: it is not!
sixxfivefive321: oh yes it is!
SomeGuy52: My father always said you'd be nothing but a mercenary...an unemployed dead one at that!
sixxfivefive321: your father doesnt know jack!
SomeGuy52: My father knows all and sees all...and he says you hated fight club!
sixxfivefive321: yer father is wrong and dumb!
SomeGuy52: so what?!
sixxfivefive321: so i didnt hate fight club! i enjoyed it!
SomeGuy52: wrong again
sixxfivefive321: i am not wrong! i know what i like and what i dont!
SomeGuy52: you like to think so!
sixxfivefive321: i KNOW so!
SomeGuy52: you like to think so!
sixxfivefive321: i KNOW so!
SomeGuy52: wrong again!
sixxfivefive321: oh no i'm not!
SomeGuy52: you are!
sixxfivefive321: you have no good proof and i think yer full of it!
SomeGuy52: I already showed you the greatest proof imaginable!
sixxfivefive321: that was horrible proof!
SomeGuy52: it's 100% impossible to get proof that's better than that
sixxfivefive321: its proof that you fabricated!
SomeGuy52: NO
sixxfivefive321: YES
SomeGuy52: I'm sorry, but you are, once again, wrong
sixxfivefive321: oh no i'm not!
sixxfivefive321: i think that you'd better get your act together!
SomeGuy52: I'm the one with the intact act!
SomeGuy52: you're the one that needs his act together!
sixxfivefive321: your act is severely out of wack!
SomeGuy52: oh no it is NOT
SomeGuy52: it is FINE and DANDY
sixxfivefive321: oh no its not! its sending out distinct "help me, i'm outta wack!" signals!
SomeGuy52: I'm picking up those signals, but not from MY end of the conversation!
sixxfivefive321: oh. those signals are DEFINITELY coming from michigan!
SomeGuy52: wrong again!
SomeGuy52: you need to reverse the polarity on your wack act detector
SomeGuy52: you'd see that it's coming from you
sixxfivefive321: if i reversed the polarity, it'd be backwards and it'd say the wrong thing! i have it set on "normal."
SomeGuy52: obviously your wack act detector is out of wack
sixxfivefive321: i think not! i think yer wack head is out of wack!
SomeGuy52: not a chance!
SomeGuy52: the laws of the universe point to my act being together

After this, he said some nonsense about being "tired" and needing "sleep". Obviously, he saw that he didn't know what's what.

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