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Date Posted: 07:31:24 05/18/01 Fri
Author: See you in August
Subject: Poxy PNE

We are back. Bloody hell last night was poxy , last night as usual we all left the game as one to walk to the station which if you dont know is about a mile away. Currybelly 999 last seen in the car park on the industrial site, his sister currybelly 911 last seen on the terraces screaming at that pratt Danson , pointedly Brum was trying to shag currybelly 911, spag junction was all about attemting to stop the shagging, I went home on the train on me own wahts going on . Danson should be put up before the courts for his poxy behaviour last night, I'm not complaining about his decisions the penalty was a penalty but why wasnt Gregan arrested for the incident just before the penalties.

Afew jokes to liven it up a bit.

Greegan for jail

What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?
The scenter spot !
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space ?
Because there is no atmosphere !
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ?
Cold Trafford !
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?
Somebody took a corner !
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ?
Paul gas coin !
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?
Ince pies !
What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?
Both do hat tricks !
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar ?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump !
Why are football players never asked for dinner ?
Because they're always dribbling !
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?
Because he liked sole music !

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