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Date Posted: 08:05:53 06/07/01 Thu
Author: returning officer
Subject: Exit poll reasearch

As today is the general election, I have conducted my own exit poll result for the Medway constiuancy, and I think the result will look like this.

Horrace "tricked you into voting for Blair again" Pit miner(Labour) 23324 votes
Mark "im not French" Recklass (Conservative) 20023 votes
Sylvia "bang them taxes up a bit" Boring (Liberal democrate)
9854 votes.
Yuri "The red under your bed" Gogarini-Smythe (Communist) 33 votes
Glitzyfartystartybartfaster (Glitzy party) 0 votes
Top Banana (Free the banana from poverty party) 2220007 votes.

I duly announce that top Banana is the elected member of parliament for Medway.
The swing towards the Banana's was over 99.9999999%, if this result is reflected nationwide the banana's will run the country with total control over taxation, everbody will be taxed at 99% vat will increase to 99% but banana's will be free. Thus the banana will rule the world by tomorow.

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