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Date Posted: 04:39:41 07/27/01 Fri
Author: Mystic Smeg
Subject: *** STARS *** STARS *** STARS ***


Aries - Oh Aries, you are a rampant little ram aren't you? Is it all that pent up frustration, building up inside you, making you feel this way? Don't worry little lamb, only two more weeks...

Taurus - My goodness, stop that huffing and puffing and snorting malarky Bully-boy (or girl) You want to vent your anger at the ref…don't worry - keep thinking "two more weeks…two more weeks".

Gemini - You're in two minds again aren't you Gemini - shall I sit there, shall I sit here, or should I stay where I am. Find something else to think about over the next two weeks, after that, everything will be okay then.

Cancer - Sorry I left you in limbo Cancer, but I hope the experience was enjoyable. Seems to me though, you have lots of things to do, since being left in limbo. Try and get these things done in the coming fortnight, as I can see things will be more interesting after that..

Leo - Almost entering the Leo birthday zone. Make sure those loved ones of yours spend lots of cash on all things shiny, glittery and gold. Obviously, not too much gold or gold shoes, because you'd look silly. Things will improve after the coming fortnight.

Virgo - Virtuous Virgo…be careful not to judge or you may be judged too. Be open to new ideas and experience new things in the coming two weeks, after that, there's a whole new season of interesting times ahead.

Libra - You've checked your bank balance and weighed up all the good and bad things in your life. There is only one choice to make - home or away shirt or both? Make sure you come to a decision in the next two weeks.

Scorpio - Try not to be too selfish and possessive in the coming two weeks, people will remember and resent you for it. Take up meditation in the mean time…well, just for a couple of weeks anyway.

Sagittarius - You are so lovely Sagittarius…how do you do it? Tell me your secrets and the story of your life and I will shower you with splendid things, especially in about two weeks time.

Capricorn - Did you enjoy your hobbies? How many tea-bags did you collect? You're latest hobby will start in just over two weeks…just remember to prepare well and enjoy it.

Aquarius - You're a very stressed water-carrier aren't you? Are you also suffering from withdrawal symptoms from something you really enjoy? Don't worry, things will get better in the coming, oooh, two weeks, maybe even a week if you go and watch Charlton…

Pisces - Please accept the invitation to a special event in the coming couple of weeks. You're definitely going to enjoy it and you know you are. Obviously, wear something blue…goes without saying really.


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