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Date Posted: 04:29:01 11/06/01 Tue
Author: Currybelly 999
Subject: Comedy Night At The Palace

This guy lives alone and he was feeling a bit lonely, so he goes to the
pet
shop to get something to keep him company.

The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet - a talking millipede.

OK," thought the man, "I'll give it a go..." So he bought a millipede,
took
it home, and for lack of advance preparations made it a temporary home
in a
cardboard box.

That evening testing his new pet, he leaned over the closed box and
said,
"I'm going to the pub for a drink, do you want to come too?"

He waited a few moments but there was no reply.

He tried again, "Hey, millipede, wanna come to the boozer with me???"
Again, no response.

Disgusted by his gullible nature, he decided to give it one more try
before
returning the millipede to the pet shop.

So he got real close to the box and repeated rather loudly , "I SAID
I'M
GOING TO THE PUB FOR A DRINK. DO YOU WANNA COME?"

"For God's sake, I heard you the first time!!" snapped the millipede,
"I'm
just putting my f**kin' shoes on!"

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