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Date Posted: 09:17:41 04/04/01 Wed
Author: Mystic Smeg
Subject: I don't know why I bothered really...but here's your Stars


Aries – You're in a party mood, but those around you aren't. Spread your enthusiasm and see who joins in your fun. Steer clear of the Isle of Grain - just in case.

Taurus – Your money worries should start to ease and the dawning of a new phase should start right about now, you Funk Soul Brother (or Sister) you.

Gemini - Your feeling a little - WAYHEY - at the moment. Link up with an Aries and you're bound to enjoy the experience.

Cancer – There was some interference on the line to my spirit guide, so a full reading isn't possible at the moment. Put everything on hold until next week.

Leo – Feeling a little blue Leo? What's happened to my little lion cub? Spring is just around the corner with lots of sunshine for you to lie in. Happier days are on their way.

Virgo – Not a lot to report for you lot, just steer clear of Brussels, as in the vegetable, not the place, never put your head in a plug socket or drink wee.

Libra – You're looking tired Libra and not at your best. Have a make-over and treat yourself to some good pampering.

Scorpio – You started something and it seems that everything has come to a halt. Are you sure your plan was as water-tight as you first thought?

Sagittarius – You look the absolute mutts! All shiny and shimmery and just lovely! Your place or mine?

Capricorn – Take up a new hobby. Here are some hobbies you might like to try: tea-bags collecting, collecting bits of fluff from under the bed, pickling squirrels, force-feeding antelopes to ants.

Aquarius – You're very indecisive right now? Why? Look into your past, but not too deeply just in case you disturb something you'd rather not, and see why you're dithering?

Pisces – One phase of your life has finished and a new one starts, maybe this road will lead you to a brand new adventure!


All readings, personal and private, are available at a price way out of this solar system.

Manicures, pedicures and hair treatments on special request and by appointment only.

All readings given direct to you from Mystic Smeg Inc, Plc, Ltd.

Mystic Smeg

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[> OI my Kids live in Grain -- Glitzy, 02:14:35 04/06/01 Fri

LOL


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[> Aries is a ram + foot'n'mouth in Grain = burnt Aries - you see? -- Mystic Smeg, 03:19:50 04/06/01 Fri


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