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Date Posted: 02:04:12 04/06/01 Fri
Author: Glitzy
Subject: Jokes time come on you lot join in

**** New Virus Warning ****

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately.

Do not open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit
cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your
phones auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze
into your fish tank. It will drink all of your beer. (For God's sake, man, are you
listening?!?!?) It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while
dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to
your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your
active verbs to passive tense and incorporating detectable mis-spellings, which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a
Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags
from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN**

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart the next time you're
making love.

Send send send send..................

P.S. In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.

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