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Date Posted: 18:15:46 04/06/08 Sun
Author: Bryan
Author Host/IP: cpc3-mfld2-0-0-cust142.nott.cable.ntl.com / 82.9.80.143
Subject: Actually...
In reply to: cicely 's message, "Re: Venus is made of bacon" on 16:17:34 04/06/08 Sun

Mining operations have been going on for some time! The Illuminati have been on Venus, in special tin foil hats to couteract the atmospheric pressure, digging up all the crispy bacon and selling it as pork scratchings here on Earth. This is highly secret and I only know this because I am initiated into the porky ways of the secret brethren and have been researching this for 120 years. The native Venusians let me into their (or is it "there"... or maybe "they're"...) hearts and allowed me to smoke a pipe of pork with them and now they have given me the secret maps to the bacon mines on Venus. I am the first to discover this knowledge, and apart from eight hundred web sites devoted to this highly secret operation, no-one else knows about it. I feel very much that I have been chosen to be given this secret knowledge as the native Venusians trust me to keep it to myself - that's why I'm telling you all about it. Don't tell anyone!!

Now I'm going to sit for a while and masticate.

Worship me!!

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Re: Actually... -- Bryan, 18:33:33 04/06/08 Sun
- but bryan!!! Khufu built the pyramids !!! -- JC, 18:36:40 04/06/08 Sun
  - Bryan & Warwick in egypt trying to find Khufu's mummy -- Al Gore, 18:45:17 04/06/08 Sun
    - You ALWAYS post that photo JC, can't you at least be original? -- Bryan, 19:06:52 04/06/08 Sun
      - Re: You ALWAYS post that photo JC, can't you at least be original? -- JC, 19:15:06 04/06/08 Sun
        Yaaaaaaaawwwnnnn -- Bryan, 19:49:34 04/06/08 Sun
        Re: Yaaaaaaaawwwnnnn -- JC, 20:29:47 04/06/08 Sun
- Re: Actually... -- Bryan, 01:38:09 04/10/08 Thu