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Date Posted: 05:10:24 01/25/04 Sun
Author: Michael Hutchence
Subject: The Top 15 Signs Your Pet Is a Reincarnated Celebrity



15> Every time a Paul McCartney song comes on, he piddles on
the radio.

14> Not only has Rover gotten pretty heavy, he now lives in a van
down by the river.

13> You've never seen a hamster so enraptured by the music of
Led Zeppelin. At least not a heavy-drinking, kick-ass
drumming sort of hamster.

12> There appears to be a toga party going on inside the Habitrail.

11> Before going to sleep, he turns to his left 500 times or until
he runs into a wall.

10> Your Jack Russell pretends to be gay so he can live with you
and your female roommate.

9> Your two baby chimps, Ookie and Kookie, are fascinated by
news reports about Saddam Hussein's capture.

8> Not only is he the tallest poodle anyone has ever seen,
he claims to have had sex with 20,000 bitches.

7> Whenever your cat leaves something in the little box, she
turns and says to it, "You old poop!"

6> Your hound dog howls inconsolably whenever the TV shows old
pictures of Jacko and Lisa Marie.

5> Your cat, Jimi, not only catches mice, he then sets them
on fire.

4> Points his paw at specific spots on the living room wall then
swats his catnip mouse directly there.

3> Every time you throw a stick, your dog claps his paws and
Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme run and fetch it for him.

2> Ignoring her untouched food dish, your greyhound just keeps
howling the melody to "Rainy Days and Mondays."


and the Number 1 Sign
Your Pet Is a Reincarnated Celebrity...


1> She keeps barking something about Timmy and the well --
from her aquarium.

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