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Date Posted: 11:02:58 01/31/04 Sat
Author: Peej~
Subject: Things to Ponder

Here are a few good ones I've not heard before.


THINGS TO PONDER

> 1. Can you cry under water?
>
> 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just
"chunkydunk."
>
> 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> 4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
>
> 5. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
>
> 6. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny

> for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
>
> 7. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
> were buried in for eternity?
>
> 8. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> 9. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
> would be
a
> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> 10. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
> wake up like every two hours?
>
> 11. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
> 12. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire
> you?
>
> 13. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
>
> 14. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
> 15. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty
> for
Miss
> America?
>
> 16. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
> see
you
> naked anyway.
>
> 17. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
>
> 18. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
> loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I
> wouldn't have signed up
in
> the
> first place!
>
> 19. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
> simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
>
> 20. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
> haven't fallen asleep yet.
>
> 21. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's
> what he said.
>
> 22. Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
>
> 23. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they

> can in prison?
>
> 24. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have
> started with something called labor!

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[> Actually, Peej... it is quite simple -- 2gud2btru, 11:49:24 01/31/04 Sat [1]

That's because you are dealing with the English language...


( Boy, am I ever in trouble now )


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[> Re: You? In trouble? -- Peej~, 18:37:04 02/01/04 Sun [1]

That certainly wouldn't be a first! ;)


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[> Re: Gawd...... Ruthy -- Bull, 03:54:41 02/02/04 Mon [1]

One answer

Isnt a penny just about worth 2 cents now?

hehehehehehehe


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