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Date Posted: 19:34:23 02/04/04 Wed
Author: John Madden
Subject: The Top 15 Things Overheard During the Lingerie Bowl
In reply to: EG~ 's message, "Does anyone really care............." on 13:37:59 02/04/04 Wed

A gambling Web site presented a pay-per-view special
during halftime of the Super Bowl, with two teams of
lingerie-clad models facing off against each other.


The Top 15 Things Overheard During the Lingerie Bowl


15> "Boy, this sure gives new meanings to the phrase 'game
of inches,' doesn't it?"

14> "Now *that's* what I call a naked bootleg!"

13> "After further review of the play... I have decided...
that I need to further review the play. This time in
super slow-motion."

12> "Your bikini wax is a little 'off sides,' dear."

11> "The coach has thrown the 'challenge' flag. Evidently,
he doesn't think those things are real."

10> "The ref has called for a measurement... AGAIN."

9> "And at halftime, some lucky fan will get the chance to
take a few snaps from center."

8> "Illegal contact, 15-yard penalty -- but MAN, was that hot!"

7> "Our sideline reporter tells us it's only a sprained nipple
and they're going to put some ice on it. Let's see if our
cameraman can get us a close-up."

6> "Please dump the Gatorade... Please dump the Gatorade...
Please dump the Gatorade...."

5> "Peanuts! Ice cold beer! Kleenex and WetNaps!"

4> "Win one for the stripper!"

3> "Hey! Where the hell was she hiding that Sharpie?!?"

2> "The prick is up... and it's wood!!"


and the Number 1 Thing
Overheard During the Lingerie Bowl...


1> "The girls have been wide open all day, but nobody seems
capable of penetrating the red zone."

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[> Re: Sure! Let's talk about..... -- Peej~, 09:03:07 02/05/04 Thu [1]

Survivor!!!

LOL :)


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