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Date Posted: 11:23:10 02/10/04 Tue
Author: PMD
Subject: Joke of the day

I got a new car stereo the other day, and it has voice activation software installed into it.

If you yell out Rock, it switches the settings to "ROCK"!

If you yell out Classic, it switches the settings to "CLASSIC"!

On my way home last night some kids ran out in front of my car.
Hitting the brakes I yelled, "F*cking Kids"


and the radio started playing
Michael Jackson...

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