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Date Posted: 15:57:52 02/11/04 Wed
Author: Spot's Pot
Subject: The Top 14 Signs Your Pet Has Been Doing Drugs

The Top 14 Signs Your Pet Has Been Doing Drugs


14> Your parakeet's been whistling Pink Floyd and staring at
the ceiling lately.

13> Mittens lets out a mellow-yet-plaintive mew when you
channel-surf past "SpongeBob."

12> There's a trail of water and aquarium gravel leading from
the fish bowl to the refrigerator.

11> Rover's constantly burying clean poodle urine samples in
the back yard.

10> You thought he was purring like a normal cat until you
discovered his pager was vibrating non-stop.

9> Your Dave Matthews CDs and Hacky Sacks keep turning up
in the Habitrail.

8> The hamster wheel is suddenly providing electricity for
the entire block.

7> Every time the doorbell rings, she starts flushing her dog
toys down the toilet.

6> Local street punks have started smoking your cat's hairballs.

5> "Polly wanna cracker, man... and a big bag of Doritos, a box
of Fruity Pebbles and a microwave burrito. Oh! And a jelly
donut!"

4> When you ask him "Who's a good boy?" he sits and ponders
the answer for an hour.

3> "Whoa... have you ever, like, looked at your paw? I mean,
really LOOKED at your paw?!?"

2> He's so freaked out by the bubbling treasure chest that
he hasn't been out of his castle in six days.


and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet Has Been Doing Drugs...


1> Rusty's not only stopped chasing his tail, now he's accusing
it of following him home.

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