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Date Posted: 14:14:51 02/17/04 Tue
Author: Femok
Subject: LMAO
In reply to: Alanis Morissette 's message, "Can't Deny" on 03:01:28 02/15/04 Sun

Click this link to get to The Brunching Shuttlecocks' Alanis Lyric Generator page. Below you can sing along to my scintillating crabgrass lyrics.


Alanis Lyric Generator.


"Why"

Bugs, weeds, roots
Why God, Why?
Weeds, trowels, crabgrass
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of crabgrass
Like a Patti Smith character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Weed eaters, bugs, chemicals
Why God, Why?
Crabgrass, chemicals, roots
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of crabgrass
Like a Patti Smith character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of crabgrass
Like a Patti Smith character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

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