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Date Posted: 19:34:32 04/28/04 Wed
Author: LLounge
Subject: The Top 15 Personal Ads Placed by Animals

15) Rhino: Horny? I mean *REALLY* horny? Me, too!

14) Elephant: Seeking BBF pachyderm who wants to embrace some tail. No fatties, please.

13) Fly: Single black female Musca Domestica has compound eye out for that special male who'll share laughs, intimacy, turds.

12) Horse: Hot filly ISO stud horse hung like same.

11) Cat: Single declawed male tabby seeks similar female for LTR. I'm not just looking for some pussy.

10) Parakeet: ISO loyal mate. Burned once when "significant other" turned out to be self in mirror.

9) Pig: You root for me and I'll pork you! (Pigs only, please.)

8) Lion: Single tawny lion seeks zebra into extreme S&M for very-short-term relationship.

7) Platypus: Seeking mate. Funny-looking applicants need not apply.

6) Praying Mantis: Looking for a mate who's willing to lose his head over me.

5) Bear: Single brown professional bear seeks female bear for companionship. Must share passion to keep fires out of the forest -- and *in* the bedroom. No smokers.

4) Mouse: Looking for a stable, stay-at-nest kinda guy. I don't give a rat's ass about looks.

3) Squirrel: Wild and crazy guy seeks soul mate for outdoor frolicking, al fresco dining and terrorizing blue-haired park interlopers.

2) Sloth: Looking for someone willing to take things slowly.

and the Number 1 Personal Ad Placed by an Animal...


Dog: Who's a pretty girl? Who's a pretty girl?!? Is it you? *Is* it? Leave your reply on the oak outside 1432 Crestwood.

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[> hee hee -- Femok, 10:36:48 04/29/04 Thu [1]


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[> *waves to Laney* -- WSUNorm, 12:32:22 04/29/04 Thu [1]


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[> [> /me waves back to The Norm -- LaneyLounge, 22:02:10 04/29/04 Thu [1]

How the heck are ya, wild man? Nice to see you and I hope all is well. (((Norm)))


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[> [> [> Re: /me waves back to The Norm -- WSUNorm, 00:32:38 05/01/04 Sat [1]

Things are going well.. getting ready for my annual trip in July


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[> [> [> Re: /me waves back to The Norm -- WSUNorm, 00:39:17 05/01/04 Sat [1]

Things are going well.. getting ready for my annual trip in July


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