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Date Posted: 10:30:41 12/12/03 Fri
Author: Caro
Subject: erm PMD?

I like this one best:

I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer
Bob Rivers

(Parody of It Came Upon A Midnight Clear)


I came upon a roadkill deer
A sorrowful sight to behold
He lay upon the highway's edge
His body was stiff and cold

I bet he never saw the car
Careening through the snow
The lights shone brightly in his eyes
And then they laid him low

I came upon a roadkill deer
And lifted him off the road
We'll all enjoy a Christmas feast
Of Bambi sloppy joes

Be careful of those gravel bits
They really get stuck in your teeth
We'll place the antlers from his head
Upon our holiday wreath

I came upon a roadkill deer
A sorrowful sight to behold
He gave his all to bring good cheer
As bumper misteltoe



are we twisted or wut??????? ;)

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[> LMAO!!! -- PMD, 13:13:36 12/12/03 Fri [1]

Hadn't heard that one yet...toooo Funny!

(((((((TwistedCaro)))))))))


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[> Personally, I go for this one... -- aljo, 16:47:39 12/12/03 Fri [1]

Written by John Rox
Performed by Gayla Peevey


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!


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