Date Posted:16:02:36 03/09/05 Wed Author: LaneyLounge Subject: The Top 16 Signs Your City's Not So Bright
Men's Health magazine recently named Ft. Wayne,
IN, as the country's dumbest city -- just barely
beating out Newark, Las Vegas and Corpus Christi.
The Top 16 Signs Your City's Not So Bright
16> The mayor's got the key to the city in a big magnetic box
under his rear bumper.
15> It just spent the entire mass transit budget on transporter
technology.
14> The local Holiday Inn is open only on holidays.
13> Automatic 20-percent water bill discount if your zodiac sign
is the same as the mayor's.
12> The local chapter of MENSA holds its annual meeting on the
first Thursday of each month.
11> Ballot referendum to name the new sports facility somehow
results in a landslide for Pat Buchanan Arena.
10> You kick millionaire Steve Fossett out of town and 67 hours
later he's back again.
9> Your budget-conscious mayor just approved the design for a
combination railroad/bicycle path.
8> City subway tokens all have Jared's face on them.
7> Its slogan: "Gateway to Gonorrhea!"
6> Every stop sign in town has the phrase "...and then go" bolted
to the bottom.
5> City Hall is located at the intersection of Jessica Simpson
Blvd. and Britney Spears Ave.
4> As the citizens of Poopyturd Falls will attest, you'd better
make sure some legal safeguards are in place before you
decide to resolve a budget shortfall with that "rename our
town" gimmick on eBay.
3> Your mayor gets re-elected running under the campaign slogan,
"Bitch set me up!"
2> To improve the town's image, the population unanimously voted
to change the name from "Skanksville" to "Skanksburg."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your City's Not So Bright...
1> City Council just granted an Indian Gaming license to
a business consortium from New Delhi.
