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Date Posted: 18:47:35 08/17/04 Tue
Author: Gaetan Dupont
Subject: Re: Favorite Lines from the Show
In reply to: Arlen_Texas 's message, "Re: Favorite Lines from the Show" on 15:49:18 01/02/04 Fri

>HANK: Can't you see you're not making Christianity
>better, you're just making rock n' roll worse.
>PASTOR K: You people are all alike. You look at us and
>think we're freaks. Come on, even Jesus had long hair.
>HANK: Only because I wasn't his dad.
>
>PEGGY: I am not a feminist, Hank. I am Peggy Hill, a
>citizen of the Republic of Texas. I work hard, I sweat
>hard and I love hard and I gotta smell good and look
>pretty while doing it. So, I comb my hair, I re-apply
>lipstick thirty times a day, I do your dishes, I wash
>your clothes and I clean the house. Not because I have
>to, Hank, but because of a mutual, unspoken agreement
>that I have never brought up, because I am too much of
>a lady.
>
>BOBBY: Objection, your honor! My dad doesn't use
>drugs. The only thing he needs to be happy is fishing.
>Sustained.
>
>LISA: Your mother is in jail? Wow! It's amazing that
>you're in college and not trying to mug me or sell me
>drugs right now.
>LUANNE: I think so too!
>
>DALE: All right, if no one's gonna say it to you,
>Hank, I'll say it: I am jealous of that hat!
>
>BILL: Only Ricky and I know how tough it is to get
>this far. He won't let anything stand in his way. Yep,
>I remember hemmorhage, and embolism, and even
>detatched retina -- it sounded scary, but when you
>smell the goal line, they're only words. Just words.
>
>BOOMHAUER: Hank, I don't know what you're thinkin',
>but no, man, I ain't no Woody Allen with that little
>ol' Soon-Li, man, nothin's gonna happen.
>
>COTTON: Well, I never thought I'd see the day when my
>own son would stop loving me. It's about time! Love's
>for sissies! Ain't that right, you house full of
>hookers?
>Dale: It's not in my nature to care for others

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