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Date Posted: 09:55:51 06/11/04 Fri
Author: Ethel Hozniak
Subject: Recent NewsMax Headline: Liberal Music Tastes Lead to Bad Breath

Being a liberal pig-dog is a tough job. We're lower than low on the morality rung. But the one thing we'll always have on conservative wackos is that they'll never beat us when it comes to rocking out. Myself, I prefer granny rock, but my liberal, socialist grandkids have been turning me on to some great shit. I'll throw down my list.

All you Hannity loving degenerates feel free to add to the best of the summer list. And you firefighters need to throw a party and forget all the ills of the times. I bet you've never seen a 67-year-old pig-dog liberal grandma do a keg stand.

Throw a party, Liberal style:

Franz Ferdinand: Euro rock, not Clear Channel garbage
Loretta Lynn w/ Jack White: Could be the album of the year
Sondre Lerche: Must listen to Two Way Monologue
Forget Cassettes: Think White Stripes but could end up better
The Vines: Turn it up when you want the neighbors or police to take notice
Blur: Because they are from the UK and that is enough
Stereolab: Just about blew my hearing aid across the room
Coldplay: Makes me want to eat some Fish n' Chips
Bright Eyes: Big supporters of the Republican Party
Wilco: I hear they are alt-rock.
Grant Lee Phillips: Awarded story teller of the year by Chalabi
Sonic Youth: If there is a woman in the band that's enough, eh PSI.
Air: Throw some in if you want to get funky while watching Hannity
Radiohead: It's politcal season, time for some Hail to the Thief

And lastly,
Ween: Markie, you need to lighten up the mood around here.

Party on.

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