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Date Posted: 14:51:31 Wed 10/03/04
Author: D.J RAPID FIRE
Subject: YO BATEMAN, IT IS TIME!!!!!!!!!

BATEMAN,I JUST NOTICED YA LITTLE GAY TEST YA SET ME! WHAT THE FUCK D`YA THINK I AM?A PRAT OR SUMTHIN`? HERE DA ANSWERS FOR YA "EARLY LEARNIN` CENTRE" STYLE GAY QUIZ!

1. Are you, as Cree$e implies, a Student-Loan-DJ?

Answer- NO

2. Can you tell me the name of the biggest drum n bass tune so far this year?

Answer-WHICH TYPE OF DRUM N` BASS? ,PENDULUM DONE 2 WICKED TUNES “VOYAGER” AND “ANOTHER PLANET”,THE UNDERWOLVES HAVE KILLED IT WITH “LET`S GET LOST” ST GERMAIN GOT A TUNE, FREELAND “SUPERNATURAL” IS A BIG SELLER OF THIS YEAR, D.J ZINC “SKA”, DISTORTED MINDS, ENUFF TUNES THIS YEAR, BE MORE SPECIFIC MAN!!

3. Who recorded “Warhead”? (That’s too easy)

Answer-D.J KRUST,ALL YA QUESTIONS IS TOO EASY PRAT!

4. Back in the day, Aphrodite and Mickey Finn did a tune sampling which tv show?

Answer-YOU ON ABOUT “DROP TOP CADDY”? STARSKY N` HUTCH WAS IT?

5. Did your dad ever creep into your room late at night when you were little?

Answer-NO, FOR FUCKS SAKE, YA DISRESPECTIN` FOOL.

6. Jonny L heads up which drum n bass label?

Answer-PIRAHNA RECORDS

7. What is Photek’s first name and what was his first EP called?

Answer-HIS FIRST NAME IS RUPERT,HIS LAST NAME IS PARKS,HIS FIRST “E.P” WAS “The Hidden Camera E.P” IN 1996 UNDER THE NAME “SCIENCE”, HIS FIRST SINGLE UNDER THE NAME PHOTEK WAS “FORM AND FUNCTION VOL. 1” IN 1994.

8. Does your mum have regular check ups at the clinic?

Answer-NO YOU PRAT,BUT ONE OF ME BITCHES WENT IN FOR “SEX ADDICTION”! I ONLY RINSED HER UP ONCE,ME LOVIN` IS LIKE SMACK! ONE TASTE AND THE SLAGS GET ADDICTED!! BUT YOU WOULDN`T KNOW WHAT I`M TALKIN ABOUT! YOU AND YA HAND AND THAT!!

9. D-Type is the newest alias of which drum n bass star?

Answer- CAPONE A.K.A DILLINJA!

10. Are you gay?

Answer-NO COURSE I ENT BOTTY!!

THERE YOU AV IT! THOUGHT YOU COULD COME AND TEST! FUCK YOU!
OH AND COT DEATH, YOU FUCKIN` CALL ME A BOON? WHERE I COME FROM HERE IN THE SOUTH THAT`S RACIST COKNEY RHYMING SLANG,AS IN "KEN BOON", DO THE SUM AND SORT YA FUCKIN NAME OUT PRICK!!

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[> Re: YO BATEMAN, IT IS TIME!!!!!!!!! -- Cot Death, 03:02:26 Mon 15/03/04 [1]

Well done on the answers. One meets allsorts in the pub and the internet is a wonderful toool.

I LIKE THE WAY YOU MAINTAIN THE USE OF CAPITALS, EVEN WHEN UP AGAINST A GRUELLING QUIZ.

Boon as in that TV show with the fat, balding guy on a gully motorcycle. He might have been a courier. Or a cop. I think the actor does the Flash commercials nowadays. The theme tune was something about him being a modern day Lone Ranger, with a Honda instead of a horse.


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[> Re: YO BATEMAN, IT IS TIME!!!!!!!!! -- D.J RAPID FIRE, 14:10:56 Tue 16/03/04 [1]

BATEMAN AND COT DEATH,,MAN WHAT DA FUCK IS ALL YOU`S LOTS PROBLEM? YOU SAY I KNOW FUCK ALL BOUT GUNS,SO I PUT YA STRAIGHT,THEN YOU GIVE ME A STUPID D N`B TEST,(COS THAT WHAT SORT OF CUNTS YOU ARE), THEN I PISS THAT NO MESSIN` AND THEN YOU STILL DISRESPECT!!! GIVIN` ME A TEST ABOUT DRUM N` BASS IS FUCKIN` STUPID MAN,IT`S LIKE GIVIN` BECKHAM A TEST ON FOOTIE,IT`S LIKE GIVIN` MY MOM`S A TEST ON CARRIBEAN CUISINE,IT`S EVEN LIKE GIVIN` "COT DEATH" A TEST ON FUCKIN SICK AND TWISTED NAMES,(WHICH HE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT CALLIN` HIMSELF THAT!!), YOU CUNTS JUST GOTTA ACCEPT THAT I`M A FUCKIN` PRO D`N`B D.J,END OF STORY!!
I`VE HAD ENUFF OF YOU PRATS SO YA WON`T BE SEEIN` ME ON THIS BOARD AGAIN,IF I EVER MEET ANY OF YOU PRATS IN REAL LIFE YOU`LL BE SORRY AS A MOTHERFUCKER,SORRY AS A FUCKIN PRAT!! I`LL FUCKIN` SMASH OUT ALL YA TEETHS CLEAN OUT!!
YA PRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[> [> Re: YO BATEMAN, IT IS TIME!!!!!!!!! -- Cot Death Cree$e, 16:23:33 Tue 16/03/04 [1]

What! You can't leave now, you'd gotten up to £32,000 and still had all your lifelines left. We had prepared a nature quiz for tonight and next week is famous people and places.

PS. I spent the first year of my life with death hanging around my incubator trying to fuck me over, so I'll call myself what I like.


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