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Subject: Re: Coastal Strippers is a waste of money - PLEASE Author: Frank - Owner of Coastalstrippers.com (PLEASE - get me laid Frank) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 20:45:17 09/12/08 Fri In reply to: coastalstrippers.com 's message, "Re: Coastal Strippers is a waste of money" on 10:34:51 12/07/07 Fri My name is Frank, I am the Owner of CoastalStrippers.com. I started this sham company about a year ago after I was fired as a driver from several other ligit adult entertainment companies for embesselment and scaring all the girls. I created this website as a ploy to try to have sex with strippers. I go around to all the strip clubs and tell the dancers I have a sucessful bachelor party company and I can get them lots of work. But they have to come over to my house so I can take photos of them for the website. Most wont come over so I pay them just to show up for photos. When they come over, I take a few photos and hit on them. They are repulsed. So I try to get then drunk and offer many, many drugs, in an attempt to take advantage of them. Even still, they will not have sex with me, cause I am so fat and ugly. So as a last attempt, I offer them 200 dollars cash. For some reason, this freaks them out even more. They take the money, free drugs and booze and tell me they will see me again... but alas, I never see them again... sniff sniff... :( Please help me! I have no real business, no girl friend, and can't get laid even if I pay for it.... Please call me and order a stripper show from me. It will give me a chance to call up one of the used up, track marked, UGLY, crack whores who rejected me and tell them I have a real show for them! Hopefully, then, I can get them so fucked up they pass out and I can finally get laid .. oh O..I hope I will be able to get it up! - (I have never been able to so far). Just maybe when you book a show with me, this will be just the motivation I need!!!! :) Hope to do business with you soon!!! coastalstrippers.com [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]