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Subject: 搞笑聯婚


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Date Posted: 16:54:54 03/11/05 Fri



西式——歐周聯婚, 中國式——莊香聯婚。

果汁式——陸寶聯婚, 無奈式——何府迎親。

緊急式——馬尚聯婚, 糖黐豆式——張胡聯婚。

劇毒式——劉黃聯婚, 來賓式——龔賀聯婚。

草根式——龍民聯婚, 午餐式——伍范聯婚。

鼓樂震天式——羅古聯婚, 奉旨式——魯馮聯婚。

開胃式——莊樊聯婚, 不負責任式——吳李聯婚。

高貴式——黃金聯婚, 大開殺戒式——湯朱聯婚或湯楊聯婚。

百年歸老式——宋鍾聯婚, 動物園式——洪朱聯婚或楊馬聯婚。

身體式——侯龍聯婚, 賤人式——毛梁聯婚。

偷懶式——佘王聯婚, 連續式——畢段聯婚。

香煙式——洪萬聯婚, 地下式——施夏聯婚。

蠱惑仔式——江胡聯婚, 水果式——香招聯婚。

排洩物式——史廖聯婚, 洗手間式——柯史聯婚或柯廖聯婚。

失禁式——劉廖聯婚或賴史聯婚。

馬桶式——莊史聯婚或莊廖聯婚, 沖廁式——柯袁聯婚。

結尾一句——葉袁聯婚,未成親就被稱作孽緣,認真大吉利是

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