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Subject: 台灣金像獎

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LYF

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Date Posted: 12:44:22 03/24/04 Wed

最佳電影＊＊＊肚皮下的總統（劇情逢回路轉）
最佳導演＊＊＊陳水扁（自編自導）
最佳男主角＊＊＊陳水扁（演戲真到冇人信）
最佳女主角＊＊＊呂秀蓮（中左槍仍然屹立不倒）
最佳男配角＊＊＊職業殺手（子彈穿過窗頂，再擦過陳水扁肚皮，再穿過呂秀連左腳，再從另一個窗頂離開）
最佳女配角＊＊＊吳淑貞（見到丈夫中槍仍然可以保持冷靜）
最佳攝影＊＊＊傳謀（百幾部攝影機都拍唔到中槍過程）
最佳服裝＊＊＊避彈衣（一件避唔到彈的避彈衣）
最佳剪接＊＊＊手術過程
最佳化妝＊＊＊陳水扁的肚皮傷痕
最佳音響效果＊＊＊砲竹聲（蓋過槍聲）

恭喜陳導演的（肚皮下的總統）勇奪十一項奧斯卡金像獎，與
Titanic和Lord of the Ring齊名．現請陳導演致詞．拍拍拍！
陳導演：大家好，阿扁有今日的成就，真的要謝謝一班輕度弱智的支持者，阿扁才可以連任，謝謝！

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