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Date Posted: 09:44:19 11/08/06 Wed
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Hammie
Subject: Sue and I are in here >>>
In reply to: Hammie's Booking Agents 's message, "Time for a Hoser Break with suefc!" on 09:33:49 11/08/06 Wed

Hammie: Hi Sue, I'm Hammie.

Sue: Obviously, you know my name, too. Welcome to almost coming to Cleveland, the best location in the nation!

Hammie: I see my reputation precedes me and I am working on that problem. Quick, take a peek. Is anyone following me?

Sue: Only some mushrooms. Are they friends of yours?

Hammie: Yeah. They're fun-guys. They have spoor taste, though. Nice place. How long ya been in business?

Sue: "Business"??? 59 years and we're hoping for 60!

Hammie: *cough* *sneeze*

Sue: You have obviously caught a bad virus from some outside state. Come here where the river has not burned spontaneously in over 30 years!

Hammie: Burning river? Spontaneous burning river? *shudder* but that reminds me, I could use a nice long soak in a hot tub.

Sue: Got you there man! My sister's hot tub was put in two days ago and is good to go!

Hammie: WOO HOO! Where is your sister?

Sue: She only lives 2 miles away and as I have her kids a lot, I think we can use it as much as we want. Also, I have a very, very nice sauna in my building. My bathtub can be adapted, too.

Hammie: I can't wait to go tubbin' with ya. Wow! What color is your hair?

Sue: Blonde, of course!

Hammie: What color is your hair, really?

Sue: Don't be rude!

Hammie: O'tay! I've been traveling by night and I'm not sure where exactly I am. So lemme ask. Where are we?

Sue: The great North Coast! Look out there, that's a very BIG lake!

Hammie: I hope it doesn't burn spontaneously, too. Speaking of burning....Do you have a cat? I don't like cats.

Sue: Please don't tell Henrietta she is a cat because she really thinks she's a pretty kitty.

Hammie: Yeah? Well for a cat.... Hmmmm...I've always wanted to try something.... you know how they say a cat always lands on its feet and how buttered toast will always land butter side down? Well let's take this piece of buttered toast and fix it to Henri's back and.... *cough cough*

Sue: You had to bring that up, didn't you?

Hammie: Sorry. Fur ball.

Sue: OK, last fall I was doing laundry, slepping things to storage, etc. and as I finished my last chore, I suddenly didn't go back to the apartment by elevator, but went outside my balcony (on the 4th floor) and said, "Henrietta, Henrietta". She came right to me from the bushes. Since then, her balcony time is limited to close personal supervision! TRUE STORY!

Hammie: One down and 8 to go.

Hammie: Does anyone else live here with you? Do you accept boarders *g* ?

Sue: If you don't count endless visits from brothers & sisters from out of town, I'm essentially on my own. I have a lot of friends, however.

Hammie: Well, you do seem to be very friendly. I'm having fun here. Got any money? Er.. I mean what do you do for a living and how do you fill your spare time?

Sue: The ghost of my mother tells me this question is also rude, but I don't have much money. I just have enough for now. I don't work for a living at this time, but have worked hard in my past. I fill my spare time with doing things I really like to do. Try it, you'll like it!

Hammie: Ok. Can you give massages?

Sue: No, but I think Kerfluff, my niece's hampster, can!

Hammie: Hope Kerfluff joins us in the hot tub. When and how did you find Lallybroch?

Sue: I think I was almost there on the ground floor. I discovered DG's books when DIA just came out in hardback. I think I've been a LOL member for at least 5 or 6 years. We'll spend some time talking about our Lallybroch stories, because I've got some good ones!

Hammie: Have you met any other hosers?

Sue: Only my 5 sisters, mother, 2 aunts, 3 sisters-in-law, 8 cousins and assorted cousins. None of them are official, however. They have just been fans for years.

Hammie: Got a picture of yourself? I've got this little black book you see, and I have a few more pages to fill.

Sue: I have a very bad picture of me with a very bad picture of Henrietta. Continuity is a good thing. If I can figure out how to send it to Charyl, maybe she can send it along to you.

Hammie: Have you ever been scared half to death?

Sue: Many, many times!

Hammie: Do you have karaoke here? What song do you want to do?

Sue: I understand there is a bar in my building, too, and that Thursday is karaoke night. We can check it out.

Hammie: Great! Let's add that to the list. Do you know how to belly dance?

Sue: I don't, but my belly does.

Hammie: LOL! I've got a jelly belly, too. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Sue: More than 3!

Hammie: So that's dress, casual and sport or work. What more do you need?

Hammie: If you see a penny on the ground do you bother to pick it up?

Sue: Of course, and I give it to whomever I'm with so they have good luck.

Hammie: Hey, that is so sweet! Have you ever been in a theater production?

Sue: No, I'm shy.

Hammie: No way!

Hammie: Did you ever prank call anybody?

Sue: I would never, ever, ever do anything like that. Ask sister Patti, however. There is a young Marine somewhere overseas who had a call from his local police when his mother was at my birthday party!

Just please don't ask me how we meet people at the airport in my family. Think feathers, bells, masks, deely-boopers, clown noses, loud music and signs.

Hammie: Now you've got my attention! We'll come back to this one.

Hammie: Tea or coffee?

Sue: Water or scotch.

Hammie: Yes please. *G*

Hammie: What type of music do you dislike most?

Sue: Opera

Hammie: Oh man that stuff can really hurt my ears but it can be fun to watch their jelly bellies, eh?

Hammie: Can I crash here for the night. I have another long journey ahead of me. I promise to be nice to Henri.

Sue: You're welcome anytime. After all, if we don't get along you can spend time at Patti's with the hot tub and Kerfluff!

Hammie: Thanks Sue. Can I do all of that? First let's go grab some grubs. C'mon, Hoser, let's go!

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